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    I have an eating problem

    So the wife and I have some great friends in the valley. One particular couple we hang out with alot are really really really good cooks. We typically get together on Sunday afternoons and make food of some sort. It is out of control, they make LARGE portions, literally huge meals. Soo good but sooo big. Here are a couple of the latest disasters.

    We had ridiculous tasty meatball dish on a Saturday a week or so ago. For Sunday we had lots of meatballs left so we made a HUGE meatball sub between garlic bread. RIDICULOUS


    Last night we grilled burgers. Each burger was a tad over a pound with cheese in the middle then cheese on top. Look at the size of these bad boys. Topped with bacon, mushrooms, unreal good.



    Worlds smallest cutting board or worlds largest burger?


    Normal bun wasn't gonna cut it...but it looked funny


    It was delicious. The second half of burger that my wife didn't eat last night was equally delicious for breakfast this morning. If I ate like this everyday I'd be 3 or 4 bills easy. I love food
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    I fail to see the problem here. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    I fail to see the problem here. Carry on.
    Only "problem (s)" id see here is possibly 2 things

    1. need for bigger bindings
    2. you'll float in pow a LOT less being that fat...

    Carry on...looks TASTY.

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    Install a treadmill at the store.

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    we used to make burgers like that, our name for them was "meatloaf on a bun".
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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    The problem is our overindulgent society. Just blame that and eat away fatty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    Looks awesome and damn it I would love to try something that over the top, I think.

    BTW how was the aftermath? Did your bowels cry for help?
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    There is a reason bobsleders and downhillers tend to be big. It is simple physics, they go downhill faster, so look at this diet as an increase in your ability to rip.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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    By the way...I'm not fat. 6'2" and float between 190 and 200lbs.

    The exploding cheese in the middle was amazing and the chipotle chedder on top was pretty tasty. Awesome thick slice bacon, sauteed mushrooms....just goodness.

    We also had 4 cheese mac n cheese(with hot sauce for some kick) and banana pudding. I skipped the pudding but the rest was pretty awesome. Our Sunday night feast is our reward for the week.

    Bowels were ok actually which is a surprise in itself for me. Leftover Mac n cheese for dinner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    We also had 4 cheese mac n cheese(with hot sauce for some kick) and banana pudding. I skipped the pudding but the rest was pretty awesome. Our Sunday night feast is our reward for the week.
    You're a strong man, we never made any sides when we made meatloaf on a bun.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post

    I'm kind of surprised that the person in this pic is comfortable handling the meat, since they're dressed like a lesbian.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    ^^ a pharmacist actually, that had just gotten off work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    By the way...I'm not fat. 6'2" and float between 190 and 200lbs.
    Yet











    Get back to us after a few months of burgers like that

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    I know the feeling but I didn't realize your problem was THAT bad

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    I know all the mags are saying carry on etc. But Jesus, Mary, and Joseph that's a fuckwagon of food. Oh well, carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    By the way...I'm not fat. 6'2" and float!
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    No bacon????
    Click. Point. Chute.

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    I would like to say that the observation made by Mofro and the manner in which it was posed was quite amusing.

    And that much food puts me off food.

    Carry on.
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    I appreciate your contribution to the security of my profession, but I wont be sympathetic when you are in need of a handful of meds to control your BP, HR, etc. Food looks good though. Continue to indulge...

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    that burger looks gross but DAMN that meatball sub looks TASTY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    I'm kind of surprised that the person in this pic is comfortable handling the meat, since they're dressed like a lesbian.
    i was thinking Pat from the SNL skit...

    Quote Originally Posted by rconstan View Post
    I appreciate your contribution to the security of my profession, but I wont be sympathetic when you are in need of a handful of meds to control your BP, HR, etc. Food looks good though. Continue to indulge...
    it's all fun and games until you pass forty...thankfully i live far away from fast food and my doc is always impressed with my cholesteral level.

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    Was she at your dinner?
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