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Thread: You're majoring in a 5000 year-old dead language?

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    You're majoring in a 5000 year-old dead language?

    Get out.

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    fuck you.
    i'm getting a degree from an esteemed institution.

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    Latin's the best I can do.

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    So it's like, if you're nice to them, they *bring* you things?
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    Can you blow me where the pampers is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Get out.
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    Droz: All right, what's your major?
    Phys. Ed. Major: Phys. Ed.
    Droz: Phys. Ed? All right, stud, you're out of my room. Seriously, get out.
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    Droz: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
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    Meat tosser
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    Quote Originally Posted by GBB View Post
    fuck you.
    i'm getting a degree from an esteemed institution.
    i clearly missed the pcu reference in my delirium last night.

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    The hippie olympics, it doesn't matter who wins because they're all losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VC View Post
    The hippie olympics, it doesn't matter who wins because they're all losers.
    h-alright... bong hits anyone?
    (love the stoned out guy in the backround who slowly raises his hand)
    "Yeah, yeah. you buy Playboy for the articles just like I watch Brokeback Mountain for the scenery... wait, that doesnt work."

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    I've done a little collage work myself.

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    "Stop the penis party!"

    That movie needs a sequel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by advres View Post
    Droz: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
    Tom: Uh, no.
    Droz: Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
    ^^^ i did this, found two kids on my floor with a car and made fast friends!
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    Te futueo et equum tuum
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    Can you blow me where the pampers is?
    Hahahahahaha I just fuckin laughed my tits off
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    Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?

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    Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    This penis part has got to go hey hey, ho ho!




    Mayflower material I presume?
    It's a boat, your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    "I...didn't exhale?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks View Post
    This penis part has got to go hey hey, ho ho!




    Mayflower material I presume?
    It's a boat, your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it.
    Hey you theiving cunt....gimme back my avatar
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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