•3 drink limit during lunch hour except Friday when work ends at lunch(11am)
•Tardiness will not be tolerated if it exceeds the 20 minute mark
•Smoke breaks will be limited to one every 1.5 hours unless severely hungover in which case more smoke breaks may be granted
•Pets are welcome at work unless they are included in the following list: emu, yak, donkey, sheep, chimp, woodpecker, snail, girlfriend, gimp
•No fuckin' whining
•On employee picnic day girlfriend must be scantily clad and drunken and of slutty nature
•Briefcases will be left at home, backpacks accepted
•No suits
•If you're going to toke up at work, you must bring enough for everyone
This is a starter list please feel free to add any rules you deem appropriate.
Thankyou,
the Management


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