Odd Question: Urine identification

**stuckathuntermtn** · 05-12-2010, 12:39 PM

Blacklight.
That's a pretty fucked up roommate. You need a room? I have one, and you can drink whatever is in the fridge.

**dumpy** · 05-12-2010, 12:44 PM

This guy isn't some type of new age medicine dude is he??

[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy[/ame]

**DeathVan** · 05-12-2010, 12:50 PM

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**flyandski365** · 05-12-2010, 03:26 PM

I love this forum, you guys brought teh funneh, as well as some good info. Thanks. Tried the aquarium test, inconclusive on the suspected urine as well as confirmed urine (gotta have a control right?) Blacklight is next.

**DoWork** · 05-12-2010, 03:28 PM

Wait, did it say "kombucha" on the label?

**dumpy** · 05-12-2010, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by DoWork

Wait, did it say "kombucha" on the label?

For the nerds (specifically the Linux ones), read the guy's names out loud.

**QuikR12** · 05-12-2010, 04:07 PM

You should probably do a blind taste test with your own piss in another cup. If you can't identify which is yours, its piss. Of course results would be skewed if one of you had eaten asparagus prior to taking (or leaving) the sample.

**Dirty Hoar** · 05-13-2010, 08:02 AM

Well this is something I discovered on accident. If you piss into a styrofoam cup and let it sit for a couple of days. The piss, or some part of your piss, will actually seep through the wall of the styrofoam cup. You will notice little droplets sticking to the outside of the cup.

So I guess that's one way to tell...

**deliberate** · 05-13-2010, 01:13 PM

1. tell him you think it is urine and he is a dirt bag and you are going to tell everyone. 2. He will pathetically deny it.
3. make him drink it in front of you, on camera.

**LightRanger** · 05-13-2010, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by deliberate

1. tell him you think it is urine and he is a dirt bag and you are going to tell everyone. 2. He will pathetically deny it.
3. make him drink it in front of you, on camera.

For. The. Win.

FWIW, if you were my roommate, as long as you weren't draining whole bottles, and you reciprocated in some form, I could care less. Technically you were in the wrong though. That being said, he's a fucking fuckwad and deserves whatever you decide to do.

BTW, his not returning your calls and texts should confirm your suspicion, IMO. You should quit wasting time doing chemistry tests and put that time into experimental chemical revenge. (Although you might start a war, so be prepared...)

**irul&ublo** · 05-13-2010, 05:15 PM

**deliberate** · 05-13-2010, 05:26 PM

Thinking too much ab out urine, and expanding my previous plan a bit, you should:

set up a cam in the corner of the room, do it for the internet
1. Tell him you thought (past tense is important) it was urine and you're going to tell everyone.
2. He will pathetically deny it.
3. Ask him what it was.
4. Whip it out from some hidden place and tell him to drink it.

**Tippster** · 05-13-2010, 05:36 PM

...or you could just drink the shit YOU buy and stop feeding him. Then kick his ass out.

**flyandski365** · 05-13-2010, 06:07 PM

So this thing is pretty much resolved now. After telling most of our mutual friends what I thought he had done, there was a bit of backlash in both directions: "How could you accuse him of that?" and "Dude you are seriously fucked up and deserve to get your ass kicked!" Since then he has profusely apologized and admitted to everyone that what he did was pretty fucked up, but also insisting it wasn't urine. Chemically speaking I have been unable to confirm that it was, so I suppose I'll take him at his word, at least for now. Whatever that stuff was, it was pretty fucking gross though, and was as much like piss as anything I've ever seen. Anyway, not the super dramatic finale everyone was hoping for, but I believe this is a better resolution for both of us in the long run seeing as the lease isn't up for a few more months. Thanks for the advice and lolz, this forum always delivers.

**4-TEEF'S Ghost** · 05-14-2010, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by flyandski365

So this thing is pretty much resolved now. After telling most of our mutual friends what I thought he had done, there was a bit of backlash in both directions: "How could you accuse him of that?" and "Dude you are seriously fucked up and deserve to get your ass kicked!" Since then he has profusely apologized and admitted to everyone that what he did was pretty fucked up, but also insisting it wasn't urine. Chemically speaking I have been unable to confirm that it was, so I suppose I'll take him at his word, at least for now. Whatever that stuff was, it was pretty fucking gross though, and was as much like piss as anything I've ever seen. Anyway, not the super dramatic finale everyone was hoping for, but I believe this is a better resolution for both of us in the long run seeing as the lease isn't up for a few more months. Thanks for the advice and lolz, this forum always delivers.

So you did drink piss?

**Jasper** · 05-14-2010, 02:58 PM

So he stored piss in the fridge... you are the dumb ass who drank it. How is this his fault? Silly piss drinkers...

**Chainsaw_Willie** · 05-15-2010, 02:53 AM

I did that once back in my college days. We had a community fridge that several different dorm rooms shared. Someone kept stealing beer out of it so I drank a twist-top bottle, refilled it with piss, put the top back on and put it back in the fridge. I told my friends and dorm-mates which bottle it was so they wouldn't accidentally get it. It disappeared a couple days later and after that no one stole our beer any more.

**legallyillegal** · 05-15-2010, 04:09 AM

apparently PBR tastes different if you don't know that it's PBR

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