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    How come when I burp after a bowl of Cheerios it tastes like fish?

    Seems a bit strange to me. There's no fish or fish byproducts in Cheerios, right? So why is it that after I have a nice bowl of Cheerios for lunch my burps smell like oats and fish?
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    Fish milk?
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    your smelling your pussy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    your smelling your pussy?
    Ding ding ding! Wait... On second thought that can't be it.
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    In order to appear more organic, Cheerios are now made with fish assholes.
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    You aren't doing it right. I eat a shit ton of Cheerios, and my burps taste like half a bag of soggy ass cheerios. Then I blow it in someones face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Fish milk?
    does a fish have nipples?
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
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    Cheerios make me poo....
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    ^^^I've had green poo for the past 2 days. The only thing different in my diet has been popsicles and a glass of cream soda...


    Cruiser, could I politely suggest that you speak to your GF about her hygiene?
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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    Cruiser, could I politely suggest that you speak to your GF about her hygiene?
    Heh, Mrs. Cruiser has been disgusted by my sub-standard level of hygiene for quite a few years. It's a great wonder that we've managed to have 2 kids in that time frame.
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    Do you take a fish oil capsule with your vitamins? That causes my morning burps to taste like fish.
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    I'm almost sure someone started a thread about how Cheerios makes their pee smell like Cheerios. But that was like 4 years ago.
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    I was just thinking about how smacks make my pee smell like smacks. But hey, my cat's breath smells like catfood too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    So why is it that after I have a nice bowl of Cheerios for lunch my burps smell like oats and fish?
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    Cheerios are made from the discarded Nuva-rings of porn stars across the world. If you don't know what a Nuva-ring is, you probably don't have a vagina. Seeing as i do, whenever i get sand in there i like to shove one a dem lil buggers up there to clean it out...and also, to clean out the donkey semen!!! Yay!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    Seems a bit strange to me. There's no fish or fish byproducts in Cheerios, right? So why is it that after I have a nice bowl of Cheerios for lunch my burps smell like oats and fish?
    is your boyfriend is eating a lot of fish?


    EDIT: And why are you eating cheerios at lunch? Are you a commie or something?
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    I heard they were using ground up fish sticks to make Cheerios now...


    Do you like fish sticks???
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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    ^^^I've had green poo for the past 2 days. The only thing different in my diet has been popsicles and a glass of cream soda...


    Cruiser, could I politely suggest that you speak to your GF about her hygiene?
    Grape Popsicles? Seriously the grape juice from the cafe at college turned everyones poo green.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HD333 View Post
    Grape Popsicles? Seriously the grape juice from the cafe at college turned everyones poo green.
    Why were you checking out other peoples's poo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Why were you checking out other peoples's poo?
    Like you have never been summoned to the can by a roomy yelling - get in here you gotta see this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garth Bimble View Post
    I heard they were using ground up fish sticks to make Cheerios now...


    Do you like fish sticks???

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