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    Why cats suck....

    This woman showed pretty good restraint.

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    ^^^didn't know cats could smell fear.


    Pinky the Cat is up for adoption:


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    Quote Originally Posted by milton View Post
    Pinky the Cat is up for adoption
    You'd be pissed too if you were a boy named "pinky"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hong Jong Fuey View Post
    This woman showed pretty good restraint.
    After the kid whacked the cat in the head.. I've seen before where cats attack women. May its a hormone scent or something..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    After the kid whacked the cat in the head.. I've seen before where cats attack women. May its a hormone scent or something..
    I didnt see where the kid whacked the cat, but maybe I missing something. Seemed like the sitter broke the glass, the cat got up from a room somewhere else and went batshit on the sitter.
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    do not stroke nasty pussy... pinkies included
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    That cat was bad-ass.

    You better worry he's gonna come fuck you up now, Hong Jong Fuey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hong Jong Fuey View Post
    I didnt see where the kid whacked the cat, but maybe I missing something. Seemed like the sitter broke the glass, the cat got up from a room somewhere else and went batshit on the sitter.

    Is that not the cat in her lap the early part of the video?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Is that not the cat in her lap the early part of the video?
    Stuffed animal. She is playing with the kid with the stuffed animal.
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    I couldn't figure that out at first. I first thought the babysitter had the cat in her arms at the beginning of the vid, and the cat got bonked by the kid's ball, and so no wonder it was pissed...but I think that was some sort of stuffed animal.

    What the hell was in the glass? PCP for cats?? That cat was freaked!!

    This next youtube video offers sort of a counterpoint to the above crazed-cat video:
    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P1erlGV5Jk"]YouTube- Dog Eats Chattanooga Cop's Police Car[/nomedia]

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    [QUOTE=Hong Jong Fuey;2855271]This woman showed pretty good restraint.

    Cats suck? Like dogs don't go batshit for no reason Fucking cat rookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodstocksez View Post
    That cat was bad-ass.

    You better worry he's gonna come fuck you up now, Hong Jong Fuey.
    You are going to give me nightmares. I shit you not. I fear little in this world, but crazy cats, killer clowns from outerspace, and parasites are pretty much tops on my list.
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    'why cats suck' and then you show a vid in which a cat kicks serious ass? wtf?

    cats do suck compared to dogs, as is common knowledge, but the cat in that vid sucks less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    'why cats suck' and then you show a vid in which a cat kicks serious ass? wtf?

    cats do suck compared to dogs, as is common knowledge, but the cat in that vid sucks less.
    Incorrect Dogs blow the big one...so needy and co-dependent all the time....begging and whining....people who think dogs are better have insecurity issues...period...Cats rule especially that one. I wish my cats would pull those maneuvers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubadub View Post
    I wish my cats would pull those maneuvers.
    Attack sitters and kids? You sound like a sweetheart.
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    Who the hell has security cameras installed in their living room?

    Anal retentive owners = aggressive cats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubadub View Post
    ...so needy and co-dependent all the time....begging and whining....
    Why do you have to bring women into this thread?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipstik View Post
    Who the hell has security cameras installed in their living room?

    Anal retentive owners = aggressive cats
    Nanny cam would be my guess. We dont have one, but I was pretty surprised by how many people I know use them.
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    My cat and I play like that all the time. I like it.

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    cats are awesome!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by dipstik View Post
    Who the hell has security cameras installed in their living room?
    And another one in the room that cat came from. That place has better surveillance than Fort Knox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipstik View Post
    Who the hell has security cameras installed in their living room?
    yeah that was creepy as hell. reminded me of sliver..
    Perhaps you'd be more comfortable on epicski or Paula's Ski Lovers, AltaNancy.

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    Actually, I thought that cat was awesome! I mean, who doesn't want a cat that when one of your hammered friends breaks one of your pieces it comes out and kicks their ass?

    I want a cat that holds it down like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Why do you have to bring women into this thread?
    Isn't this thread about pussys?
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    Don't dog lovers always brag about dogs wanting to protect their owners and cats being selfish and detached? A cat shows some protective behaviour and suddenly it's why cat's suck?

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