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10-15-2004, 11:02 AM #76
sweet. so what do we have to do yo put content up???
this is all i see.
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10-15-2004, 11:38 AM #77
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "I come from above with warm puddle of spew!" I looked, and there before me was an angry whelk! It was named Shinjuku, and Hades was following close behind him. It was given power over a fourth of the earth to destroy by Bukakke, and drown the wild beasts of the earth in its pud.
RevelationYour dog just ate an avocado!
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10-15-2004, 11:40 AM #78Originally Posted by Viva
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10-15-2004, 11:42 AM #79Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by Viva
We gotta get some content up there. Who's able to host it?
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10-15-2004, 12:37 PM #80
I hereby nominate Samuel L. Jackson to be the voice of the Angry Whelk in any whelk TV or movie spinoffs.
"Shinjuku Motherfucker, do you speak it?"
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10-15-2004, 12:42 PM #81suede demin secret police
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i dunno, i'd image the whelk would be a mix between yan can cook and that laosian guy from king of the hill.
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10-15-2004, 12:50 PM #82Fucking Modarater
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As I walk in the front door of the house, I hear the dog flying down the hall, instead of the usual, "get down", the dog gets a big dose of...
"SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER!"
it puts fear in the beast as well as in man.
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10-15-2004, 12:51 PM #83
ahhahahahahahahahahahahahbwahahahahahahahaahahhaha
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10-15-2004, 12:54 PM #84have not
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angry whelk voices
rattle through my aching head:
Hattori Hanzo
You Like Warm SAKE?
veeeery goooood angry whelk says
how i picture it
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10-15-2004, 12:56 PM #85Fucking Modarater
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And, I may bust it out at the gym later on today.
After the last rep doing Deads, I may just drop the olympic bar, turn around, look the workout partner staight in the eye...
SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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10-15-2004, 12:56 PM #86Originally Posted by mildbill.
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10-15-2004, 01:04 PM #87
Well.
I hope glademaster is happy. Just look what he's done.
This place is what would have happened if Einstien had only had a right brain.It's idomatic, beatch.
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10-15-2004, 01:57 PM #88
Roo, you are NOT putting one of these pieces of crap on our fucking fridge!
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10-15-2004, 02:01 PM #89Funky But Chic
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hahaha, I see Basom's been busy, I need to go back to the store and see what he's been up to.
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10-15-2004, 02:05 PM #90Funky But Chic
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oh, man, the school lunchbox, too damn funny.
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10-15-2004, 02:06 PM #91Fucking Modarater
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Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
Roo, if you put one of those fucking pieces or crap on our fucking fridge, I'll go bukkake on your face!"
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10-15-2004, 02:14 PM #92Originally Posted by Spicoli
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10-15-2004, 02:21 PM #93Originally Posted by Spicoli
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10-15-2004, 02:25 PM #94Fucking Modarater
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Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER!
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10-15-2004, 02:31 PM #95Originally Posted by Mrs RooYour dog just ate an avocado!
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10-15-2004, 02:39 PM #96
She's tempted by the thong.
I'd like to send our long term Jaguar S-TYPE back to the Jaguar press garage with on the back...
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10-15-2004, 02:40 PM #97
OK, once again this thread has caused me to draw the entire news-room's attention to myself. You guys will get me fired for sure one day...
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10-15-2004, 02:42 PM #98
Just cover any dings or paint nicks with it. When they ask, just say, "It was the whelk, mates. Not much we could do."
(ps- note the use of the word "mates," which is how I imagine roo must talk.)It's idomatic, beatch.
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10-15-2004, 02:45 PM #99Fucking Modarater
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ANGRY WHELK INVADES SHINJUKU!! Thousands dies in the wake of it's Bukkake...
Film at 11:00
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10-15-2004, 03:47 PM #100
looks like 365 got the new website linked to the cafepress store. so if you want magnets, buttons, stickers, lunchboxes, whatever, visity the new site www.angrywhelk.com and just click on the lead image.
look for the history of the Angry Whelk soon to be released on angrywhelk.com, and hopefully some other fun things.
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