The Halloween Costume Thread

**milkman** · 10-26-2006, 02:15 PM

Another easy costume is a flasher. Cut a dress shirt with a tie attatched just above the nipples. Throw on a pair of tighty whities and get a garter. Cut the legs of some old dress pants and attach the legs to the garter clips. Put on some dress shoes and a trenchcoat and you're done....

**acostiga** · 10-26-2006, 02:16 PM

some blue bath towels and white trim, a bit of a frame attached to a backpack underneath the towels, bloodshot eyes and some blue face paint...

i'm going to my halloween party as towlie. think people will get it?

**Andy_B** · 10-26-2006, 02:16 PM

Dustin Diamond.

**MarsB** · 10-26-2006, 02:18 PM

I almost asked how you would give yourself bloodshot eyes. But then, magically, it came to me...

It is highly important that you stay in character all evening. Better start rolling some Js.

**leroy jenkins** · 10-26-2006, 02:19 PM

This year, I think I'm going as Kool Kieth. No one will fucking get it, but hey, at least its a chance to wear a garbage bag as a cape right?

**WWCD** · 10-26-2006, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by MarsB

I don't think I posted it, but it was an idea I'm sure a lot of people have had. I hadn't seen it before but I'm sure I didn't originate it.

And it's Col. Sanders. Get it straight before you go out!

Figures the one time I get it wrong, it's here.

**SnowTigress** · 10-26-2006, 02:37 PM

I LOVE Halloween!

But, this dude's look nearly blinded me at the last costume party...

I went as a fembot....my buddy "Braveheart" helping me glue the gun tips to my homemade furry teddy top.

And later dancing with my other friend the "Absynthe Fairy":

**peterslovo** · 10-26-2006, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by SnowTigress

I LOVE Halloween!

And later dancing with my other friend the "Absynthe Fairy":

^^^
HOT. Me like.

I thanks Mr. Klammer for reviving this thread, as Halloween is one of my favorites as well.

This year my wife and I decided on a "partner" costume.

She's wearing a camo hat, jacket, and dog tags, with shorts.

I'm wearing camo pants and combat boots.

UPPER GI and LOWER GI...get it? (dunno how many will)

**Sethpistol1** · 10-26-2006, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by WWCD

I did the mormon costume last year. Got the idea from here, which means probably you. So thanks.

Only one person knew what I was while going out in Chicago.

I'm bringing back a good one from college this year. Cpt Sanders. Been growing the beard for two weeks now and going to get my white suit tonight. Can't wait.

My wife and I did the mormon missionary thing...I was Elder Feltersnatch, she was Breed'em Young (sorry, no pics). The response was surprisingly overwhelming at the Stagecoach that night. Costume came complete with bike helmets of course.

**Graupel** · 10-26-2006, 03:12 PM

A few years ago I went as a Pumpkin Seed Dealer. I wore green cords, a crazy orange shirt, a tan grungie coat, shades, a wig, and a pumpkin beanie. Then I baked a ton of pumpkin seeds and put them into little dime bags and handed them out all night.

Last year: Napoleon Dynamite ... complete with dance rendition.

This year: Haven't decided yet. I'm thinking of going as a Victoria's Secret "Bra Demo Center". I'd wire a bra with old coat hangers so it holds it's form as if it was being worn, then I'd install it somehow on my head with the inside of the cups facing away from my face. That way, when the chicks use the demo, it would put their chests right in my face.

**~mikey b** · 10-26-2006, 03:19 PM

one of the best I can remember was a Campbell's soup can of Whoop Ass

I want to put a hoody on the baby and a sign that says "Please excuse me I have explosive diarrhea" so that he can be Kenny.

My freinds have suggested putting a fake beard on him so he can go as me.

**hardboiled** · 10-26-2006, 03:40 PM

Couple years ago I dressed as Roy and my GF went as the blood-thirsty white tiger. I was thinking that this year's version of that would be to dress up as the Croc Hunter and attach a toy or stuffed-animal stingray to my chest.

**MarsB** · 10-26-2006, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Graupel

A few years ago I went as a Pumpkin Seed Dealer. I wore green cords, a crazy orange shirt, a tan grungie coat, shades, a wig, and a pumpkin beanie. Then I baked a ton of pumpkin seeds and put them into little dime bags and handed them out all night.

That's awesome.

I like the non-linear costume ideas, I wish I was clever enough to come up with them. I remember when I was at a party college, I guy came in dressed in a velour suit, fake gold jewelry, big hat and feather with long red braids sticking out from the hat and striped kneesocks. You guessed it: "Pimp-i Longstocking". I fucking lost it.

**FigureEleven** · 10-26-2006, 03:47 PM

I am A Roaring Fork!

**MarsB** · 10-26-2006, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by SnowTigress

And later dancing with my other friend the "Absynthe Fairy":

I once danced with the Absinthe fairy on a trip to Italy.

Never. Again.

**DJSapp** · 10-26-2006, 04:00 PM

The most fun I ever had was dressed up at the incredible hulk. Just go get a shitload of green body paint and a suit that is 4 sizes too small, rope for a belt, tiny shoes. Rip and cut where necessary to fit, paint yourself green and go. Make sure when you flex more of the suit rips.

It was a great party. Every time I ran out of beer, I simply yelled, torn some more of the suit and the beer line seemed to disappear. Girls loved helping tear my clothes off. I returned home wearing only my underware

**m1e448** · 10-26-2006, 04:21 PM

My early halloween costume this year was flava flav. Big clock on a chain stolen from my friend and some other miscelaneous crap. It wasn't too shabby.

**daver** · 10-26-2006, 04:41 PM

two years ago i did the top gun thing with some friends

last year i was a whiteboard for two nights and then micheal bolton from office space the third. the whiteboard was the greatest costume i've ever thought of. wore all white and had a few sharpies hanging from my by strings, i had chicks writing on me all night.

and

i think this year im gonna go as a pill, the Maf54 AIM conversation, Foleys (hey boulder, we're open for you), or north korea's nuke

**SnowTigress** · 10-26-2006, 04:47 PM

i had a friend who dressed in a baby blue sweat suit and went as viagra. that was easy and a good catalyst for "stimulating" convo...

**jwelch** · 10-26-2006, 05:08 PM

Credit for this goes to telemang on ttips, but my costume for this year will be a noose around my neck. When people ask what I am, I'll tell them "Well hung."

**Crag of Zeus** · 10-26-2006, 05:21 PM

I am thinking about going as hurricane Katrina. I can spray people with my water bottle and then blow on them.

**SnowTigress** · 10-26-2006, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Crag of Zeus

I am thinking about going as hurricane Katrina. I can spray people with my water bottle and then blow on them.

hilarious.

**Brock Landers** · 10-26-2006, 05:33 PM

Going as the character from Chappelle show with the liquid coke. Black face paint, white flour around my lips, and a shitty suit.

**adam** · 10-26-2006, 06:23 PM

I think I'm going as a prep. That'll be great.

**Nohillsnearby** · 10-26-2006, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by MarsB

I once danced with the Absinthe fairy on a trip to Italy.

Never. Again.

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