Reminds me of a joke....
Guy walks into the docs office and the doc says "What seems to be the problem?"
"Well Doc, I have an orange penis."
"What? Let me see."
So the guy drops his drawers and sure enough his penis was bright orange. Florescent orange.
The Doc was amazed. "OMG! I've never seen anything like that. How long has it been like that?"
"A few weeks now."
What about your diet? Has it changed?"
"No. I have been eating what I always eat."
"Have you been exposed to any chemicals at work or home?"
"No, I don't think so. In fact, was laid off a few weeks ago."
"Hummm. Tell me about your typical day."
"Well since I got laid off, I pretty much just sit around the house all day, watch pornos and eat cheetos..."
This is the worst pain EVER!
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