Nutrition Alert: Cheetos Jalapeno

**paulster2626** · 10-28-2009, 09:06 AM

Just had some of these, and the consensus in the department is that they are the best things ever. Every bite is full of artificial cheesy-nacho goodness.

I'm told they are not available in Canada, however. Bummer!

**huckster989** · 10-28-2009, 09:29 AM

That flavor is far too Xtreme for Canada they are much more familiar with these mellow flavors

**OldLarry** · 10-28-2009, 09:35 AM

Ketchup flavored chips are the best. Luvs me some pickle flavored uns, too. :thumbup:

Just turned my kids onto Cheetos- I have created Monsters...

**smalls** · 10-28-2009, 09:45 AM

zapp's tobasco chips are the best there is. don't argue with me. you're wrong.

**OldLarry** · 10-28-2009, 09:50 AM

Full disclosure: I know a guy who works for this company, but the chips are freakin awesome

http://www.popchips.com/

**khakis** · 10-28-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by paulster2626

Just had some of these, and the consensus in the department is that they are the best things ever. Every bite is full of artificial cheesy-nacho goodness.

I am at this moment halfway through a bag and beg to differ with you on two levels:

1) Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos are not, in my humble opinion, more delicious than original flavor cheetos

2) "Nutrition" is not an appropriate term for what is conveyed to one's body by cheetos of any variety. I am pretty sure the human digestive system hasn't yet figured out how to even process them

but they were worth the 99 cents

Smokey McPole · 10-28-2009, 04:45 PM

I am ashamed to admit that I have a weakness for Jalapeno Cheetos. I eat them whilst listening to Rush 'cause Neil Peart is the best fucking drummer ever!

**powdork** · 10-28-2009, 04:51 PM

dem's mighty good cheetos, but dey ain't nutritious.

PSA - if you ever come across the bags of GIANT cheetos, you must resist. i thought it was gonna be one supersized crunchy cheeto. no. it was several slighlty larger than normal puff cheetos (which aren't cheetos at all afaiac). i was very disappointed.

**FartBag Commando** · 10-28-2009, 05:02 PM

Yes. Iz delishizz. Will be good for chairlift snacking.

Originally Posted by paulster2626

Just had some of these, and the consensus in the department is that they are the best things ever. Every bite is full of artificial cheesy-nacho goodness.

I'm told they are not available in Canada, however. Bummer!

**Lonnie** · 10-28-2009, 05:10 PM

these.

**warthog** · 10-28-2009, 05:17 PM

These kick everything else's ass.

I can't even taste hot shit anymore, prolly due to my time in Buffalo and Rochester. These things are truly hot.

Smokey McPole · 10-28-2009, 05:20 PM

^^^^^^^^^^All hot, no flavor. Jalapeno are tastier. If all you want is hot, spray somepepper spray into your mouth.

**warthog** · 10-28-2009, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Smokey McPole

^^^^^^^^^^All hot, no flavor. Jalapeno are tastier. If all you want is hot, spray somepepper spray into your mouth.

Meh- that just clears my sinuses. Seriously, I have a problem. Nothing is hot enough until my lips have their own heartbeat. Thai food made the right way has been hitting the spot lately. The local guy that makes it loves to see me. He tells me I am the only one, besides himself, that will eat the peppers he grows. They make a Basil fried rice that will put you in the hospital. It is so awesome.

**Lexi-Bell** · 10-28-2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Smokey McPole

^^^^^^^^^^All hot, no flavor. Jalapeno are tastier. If all you want is hot, spray somepepper spray into your mouth.

Best. Cheetos. EVAR!!!

**nick > jesus** · 10-28-2009, 05:53 PM

these are way too hard to find, considering how good they are:

**rideit** · 10-28-2009, 05:56 PM

Hmmm...hot red curry thai chips?
I'll work on it...

**crackboy** · 10-28-2009, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Lonnie

these.

oh an i haven't had those in a long time, i need to look for them at the store.

**julesrules** · 10-28-2009, 06:33 PM

flamin' hot cheetos for the win!

they even did a NPR piece on it (it's so good that it's banned in schools)
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=5394069

"i just love hot cheetos!" but like the kid says, it does make your booty burn if you eat too much!

**powdork** · 10-28-2009, 09:19 PM

please keep the potato chips out of this thread. nothing compares to cheetos.

in fact, Deer Cheetos

I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

**BaconMan** · 10-28-2009, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by powdork

Deer Cheetos

Now that's a flavor that'll take Canada by storm!

**Steven S. Dallas** · 10-28-2009, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by BaconMan

Now that's a flavor that'll take Canada by storm!

I don't know, they would just take market share away from Moose Cock Cheetos.

**AltaAndy** · 10-28-2009, 10:45 PM

...and it isn't even close

**rideit** · 10-28-2009, 11:19 PM

[QUOTE=powdork;2578775]please keep the potato chips out of this thread. nothing compares to cheetos.

Well, what if there were Tom Yum Cheetos, Tom Kha Gai Cheetos, and various red, yello and green curry cheetos?

hmmmnnnn.....