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Thread: Altoids in the wrong hole, a TR (NSR)

  1. 10-01-2004, 04:12 PM #26
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    My GOD!, that was funny......
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  2. 10-01-2004, 04:27 PM #27
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    Oh man, Nice work Tong, you showed those bastards.

    funny as hell write up as usual.
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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    Quote Originally Posted by tonghands
    The bet was this: Grind 10 Altoids into a powder and snort it for $20.
    As I read this to Mr Nohills, he commented:
    1) Snorting crushed up Altoids=sanding the cedar lining of a cigar tube and smoking it.
    2) At least his breath was minty fresh
    3) This sounds like a Hunter Thompson novel.
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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  4. 10-01-2004, 05:35 PM #29
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    holy shit dude, funny as hell!
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    best laugh in a while.

    are you on the all-pro pow. sniffing team?

    10 altoids = lots of powder
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    that was really good.
    i hope you spent the twenty on mints
    HA!





    seriously though, good TR. your work situation is fucked though. I loved the part about forgetting you cut up 2 lines. that's fuckin harsh dude.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


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  7. 10-01-2004, 06:59 PM #32
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    sassy indeed.
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  8. 10-01-2004, 07:16 PM #33
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    note to self:
    Do not stand behind tonghands if he looks like he might sneeze.
    note to tonghands:
    Wow! If you're that easy, you'll be a real hit at the Summit.
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  9. 10-01-2004, 07:19 PM #34
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  10. 09-23-2005, 07:18 AM #35
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    Thumbs up

    How did I miss this one the first time round?
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    my nose started running reading that shit...hysterical
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  12. 09-23-2005, 07:33 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    How did I miss this one the first time round?
    My thoughts as well. I had sort of prided myself in having read the whole tonghands library.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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  13. 09-23-2005, 07:34 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    How did I miss this one the first time round?
    Somehow I missed it too. Nice find Roo - although I do wonder what you were searching or when you found this. Since Tonghands seems to have gone out of the TR business (and since he's the best here at it), this was a very welcome diversion.

    Tonghands you rock sir.

    edit: I am wrong, he hasn't gone out of the TR biz, there's a new one today and I am stoked.
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  14. 09-23-2005, 10:20 AM #39
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    Yeah, I missed this one too, damn good read, though. Now, if only the pantsuit had offered Mr. tong some Altoids.
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  15. 09-23-2005, 10:24 AM #40
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    Reminds me of bromo, circa 1976. Being kicked in the face by the cosmic horse, nose shrieking fading away, but knowing that far out there somewhere it's in pain.

    O to recount the stoopid things done. Bad dates. Baritone women.
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    Damn thats a great TR.
    Been a few years since I first read it and I'm still cracking up reading it again.
    Two drops indeed.
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    i wish any of the current top posters (per day, the last year) could come up with something so eloquent and fine.

    this made me sad: it'll never be that good.
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    Wherefore art thou?

    Did you marry the pantsuit lady and get crushed by children and responsiblity?
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