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Thread: Why isn't the bidet used in this country?

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    Why isn't the bidet used in this country?

    Honest question. A bidet seems so much more civilized than wiping shit all over yourself with a piece of paper.

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    Try baby wipes for your final reach between the cheeks.

    No expensive plumbing required.

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    For the most part I'd speculate we have a functioning sewer system that can handle the paper waste. Both would be ideal..

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    Timber lobby.

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    Brett contemplating civilized behavior?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    So when dropping, and a drop of water splashes up and hits your hole... that's a good thing?

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    Agreed, if you got shit on your arm you wouldn't settle for just wiping it off with a piece of paper.

    A bidet makes way more sense than the fricking hose they use in Asia. HTF do they use it and stay dry?
    Who cares how the crow flies

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    I agree. Sometimes, things get so out of hand that I'm forced to create my own bidet by hopping in the shower and using the handheld shower head to get it all cleaned up. Sure, if I had to I could do that "well enough" with paper, but, like Blurred says, a bidet would be so much more civilized, not to mention more effective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    For the most part I'd speculate we have a functioning sewer system .
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    All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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    Bidets are cool but they should all have handle grips like the old Subaru Brat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
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    All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
    Maybe I should say a semi-modern sewer system rather than one BUILT by the Romans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FMichigan View Post
    Try baby wipes for your final reach between the cheeks.

    No expensive plumbing required.
    No! Don't use these! And if you do, don't flush them. The utility I work for spends tons of money de-ragging pumps that these things clog up. Even if it says 'flushable', they are not 'pumpable'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    ?



    All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
    don't forget gladiators and orgies
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    I've never used a bidet but if they're not like rocket-powered I don't see how they could do a decent job. After wiping, okay.

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    You got Brondell with their Swash Line and Toto with their Washlet line of bidet functioning heated seats. But both are pretty pricey, with Toto hovering even higher.

    However, bidets and washlets are straight Damian Marley "Welcome to Jamrock". No more sandpaper, raw ass, fissure causing- rectal scrapping, hemorrhaging bullshit excuse of asswiping- unacceptable.

    And I am getting Google Ads Display Ads that say "Sick of Using Toilet Paper?" At the bottom of the page. Woot.

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    my tap water comes out of the well at 42°F/5.6°C

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Maybe I should say a semi-modern sewer system rather than one BUILT by the Romans.
    Romanes eunt domus!

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    Two words: Toto Washlet

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    Does somebody have the asshole of a 79 year old gay man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by s.p.c View Post
    hovering even higher.
    no more "you left the toilet seat up?" again!

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    A buddy of mine was all hammered back in the day and was taking a dump in a urinal at a gas station rest room because somebody was using the only toilet and he had to go. Just for laughs, another buddy flushed the urinal while he was mid poop. I ran out of there pretty quick because I thought it would get messy, but buddy said it felt like a refreshing rinse after the poop dropped. Of course, it's no solution as someone has to fish the turd out of the urinal, but maybe they could invent an after rinse feature on our current toilets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I've never used a bidet but if they're not like rocket-powered I don't see how they could do a decent job. After wiping, okay.
    I'd be a before and after guy myself.

    Although they do have flushable baby wipes now. That changes everything.

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    Oh for the love of god Blurred, you don't know? Any contact on your pooper gives you teh gay. At least wiping is very uncomfortable to offset that.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I've never used a bidet but if they're not like rocket-powered I don't see how they could do a decent job. After wiping, okay.
    Iceman bidets in jeans?

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