Honest question. A bidet seems so much more civilized than wiping shit all over yourself with a piece of paper.
Honest question. A bidet seems so much more civilized than wiping shit all over yourself with a piece of paper.
Try baby wipes for your final reach between the cheeks.
No expensive plumbing required.
For the most part I'd speculate we have a functioning sewer system that can handle the paper waste. Both would be ideal..
Timber lobby.
Brett contemplating civilized behavior?
Your dog just ate an avocado!
So when dropping, and a drop of water splashes up and hits your hole... that's a good thing?
Agreed, if you got shit on your arm you wouldn't settle for just wiping it off with a piece of paper.
A bidet makes way more sense than the fricking hose they use in Asia. HTF do they use it and stay dry?
Who cares how the crow flies
I agree. Sometimes, things get so out of hand that I'm forced to create my own bidet by hopping in the shower and using the handheld shower head to get it all cleaned up. Sure, if I had to I could do that "well enough" with paper, but, like Blurred says, a bidet would be so much more civilized, not to mention more effective.
Last edited by woodstocksez; 10-22-2009 at 02:58 PM.
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No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
Bidets are cool but they should all have handle grips like the old Subaru Brat.
I've never used a bidet but if they're not like rocket-powered I don't see how they could do a decent job. After wiping, okay.
You got Brondell with their Swash Line and Toto with their Washlet line of bidet functioning heated seats. But both are pretty pricey, with Toto hovering even higher.
However, bidets and washlets are straight Damian Marley "Welcome to Jamrock". No more sandpaper, raw ass, fissure causing- rectal scrapping, hemorrhaging bullshit excuse of asswiping- unacceptable.
And I am getting Google Ads Display Ads that say "Sick of Using Toilet Paper?" At the bottom of the page. Woot.
my tap water comes out of the well at 42°F/5.6°C
Two words: Toto Washlet
Does somebody have the asshole of a 79 year old gay man?
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Last edited by Poop~Ghost; 10-22-2009 at 03:31 PM.
A buddy of mine was all hammered back in the day and was taking a dump in a urinal at a gas station rest room because somebody was using the only toilet and he had to go. Just for laughs, another buddy flushed the urinal while he was mid poop. I ran out of there pretty quick because I thought it would get messy, but buddy said it felt like a refreshing rinse after the poop dropped. Of course, it's no solution as someone has to fish the turd out of the urinal, but maybe they could invent an after rinse feature on our current toilets?
Oh for the love of god Blurred, you don't know? Any contact on your pooper gives you teh gay. At least wiping is very uncomfortable to offset that.
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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