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    The Awesome Prank thread

    Hayden.Duffin: "put powdered milk in their bed. when they go to sleep at night and sweat the milk absorbs into their pores and turns sour within a few hours. they'll stink of rotten milk for a week or so"


    My friend and I put all the panties that our friend Liz and her roommate Ann owned into tupperware, filled the tupperware with water and stuck the tupperware in the freezer. They got home 3 days later and realized they shouldn't have left the key to their apartment with our friend Pat and told him to party there.


    I came home from a sweeeettt 2 week vacation at Squaw a few years ago and my roommates had rigged it so somewhere around 300 foam balls fell on my head when I opened the door to my room. I got double sauced that night, fell asleep on the couch and my roommates covered my head in shaving cream, took pictures of me and then used the pictures to write a newsletter that they posted in the windows of: starbucks, dunkin donus, TC's lounge, Store 24, Buried Treasures (head shop we lived next to) and the convenience store on the corner we called "Two guys from Pakistan." all in downtown Boston near MassaveBoylson where we lived. The story was about a strange mythical being that been spotted in the area. The flyers/newsletters were up for over a week before I noticed.

    So who else has good pranks they want to share. The more creative the better!
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    i took a shit in your moms bed
    holy fucking shitballs

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    i had a friend whos highschool senior prank involved putting gold fish in the toilets. They had auto-flush sensors. So if you saw a gold fish, you were going to kill it if you walked away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deliberate View Post
    i had a friend whos highschool senior prank involved putting gold fish in the toilets. They had auto-flush sensors. So if you saw a gold fish, you were going to kill it if you walked away.
    If it was auto-flush, how did they put them in there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    If it was auto-flush, how did they put them in there?
    My guess would be drop them in from up above??
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    Near the end of my freshman year of college, I tampered with the auto-correct feature in Microsoft Word on a friend's computer. I modified it automatically to change his name to "Jerome Cocksucker".

    He finally noticed it in the fall of our sophomore year.
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    The old standby.

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    An April fool prank Mrs. Gadget played on friends and family that works all year long; she took ordinary cotton balls and pulled them apart just so they weren't so compressed. Then she baked them into white cupcakes and frosted them so they looked appealing and completely innocent. Most people caught on with the first bite, but her cousin's boyfriend ate one whole.
    It was all we could do to stifle our laughter, but nobody said a word to him.


    A guy I worked with years ago sent me on a scavenger hunt through our large office building when I couldn't find the car keys I'd left on my desk. The final clue was a note on my desk with 50 cents taped to it leading me to the cafeteria. One of the vending machines - the kind with the rotating buffet of food that you slide open the door and reach in to pull out your selection - contained my now well chilled car keys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deliberate View Post
    i had a friend whos highschool senior prank involved putting gold fish in the toilets. They had auto-flush sensors. So if you saw a gold fish, you were going to kill it if you walked away.
    I would be trying to nail that fish with a full bladder. Flushing it afterward would be a blessing to the fish.

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    instead of forking someones lawn, use lawn killer to write them message that will leave a lasting impression

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    I'll pulled a few pranks in my day, but there's just not much to add when up against the likes of "AC Slater to drydock".
    I eat a giant bowl of chili in the morning with no hands and let it run all over the front of my shirt. Then I just grab a bite as needed. Just like a Camel-Back for food.

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    I have access to uncompressed EPS foam pellets, you know, the the little beads styrofoam is made up of.

    2 Summers ago a friend and I unloaded about 3 garbage bags full into a buddie's car through the sunroof. Once that stuff gets a static charge it sticks to everything.
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    Punch a hole in the top of a can of tuna and roll it down the floor vents. Have fun finding that.

    Some co-workers of mine decided to pour ketchup and mustard and whipped cream on my car one day. I got them back by covering their cars with the cheapest wet dog food I could find. Cars stunk like shit and were covered with BEES by the time they noticed.
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    Replaces hot dogs with tampoons coated with ketchup in one of those rotating food machines
    Last edited by pubes; 10-18-2009 at 03:01 PM. Reason: forgot a word
    I put forth this question and the question is,
    When i did your mother twice last nite did I get sloppy seconds ?????

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    One nite we were working late cabling a IBM building.The lights were pretty much out so it was almost pitch black out.When we were finishing up and loading the van i crawled under and grabbed the youngest kids"18" leg and dragged him under van..He was screaming like a little girl.Probably the best prank i have pulled.
    I put forth this question and the question is,
    When i did your mother twice last nite did I get sloppy seconds ?????

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