Keep F**ing that chicken...

KQ · 09-17-2009, 10:50 AM

WTF?

Legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos had a momentary lapse of reason Wednesday night when he dropped the F-bomb live on TV.

During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, Anastos complimented Gregory, or at least attempted to, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."

Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep f***ing that chicken," a completely bewildering phrase that made co-anchor Dari Alexander's eyes bug out of her head. Gregory, for his part, just threw his hands up and shook his head.

**Hutch** · 09-17-2009, 10:53 AM

That's chicken-fucking good! The best is his little "ha ha ha" after he says it.

**OldLarry** · 09-17-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by KQ

WTF?

Legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos had a momentary lapse of reason Wednesday night when he dropped the F-bomb live on TV.

During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, Anastos complimented Gregory, or at least attempted to, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."

Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep f***ing that chicken," a completely bewildering phrase that made co-anchor Dari Alexander's eyes bug out of her head. Gregory, for his part, just threw his hands up and shook his head.

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love it

**geomorph** · 09-17-2009, 10:56 AM

Hitting the sauce a bit before broadcasts, huh?

**Eldo** · 09-17-2009, 10:58 AM

I assume he meant to say "keep plucking that chicken," but this is way better.

**nihiles** · 09-17-2009, 10:58 AM

he was in rare form. cat calling the milfs right over daris commentary. this tops that time he was giving the web site and said something like 'at foxnewsMyCock...'

**PassTheDutchie** · 09-17-2009, 11:23 AM

Maybe he's trying to get out of his contract. Love the effort if that's the case.

**Woodsy** · 09-17-2009, 11:24 AM

Fox Weatherman Steve baron does not fuck chickens

**legallyillegal** · 09-17-2009, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

Fox Weatherman Steve baron does not fuck chickens

And Glenn Beck never killed anybody.

**El Chupacabra** · 09-17-2009, 11:51 AM

It must have been on the teleprompter.

**Hutch** · 09-17-2009, 03:39 PM

... still laughing over this one

**HD333** · 09-17-2009, 06:57 PM

Funny shit right there. I am going to see how many times I can say"keep f'ing that chicken" tomorrow at work.

**neck beard** · 09-17-2009, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hutch

... still laughing over this one

My eyes are watering. oh man. funny.

**Meanfruit** · 09-17-2009, 10:27 PM

If she didn't look like she's just shit her pants it wouldn't be as funny, no?

**lobstahmeatwad** · 09-18-2009, 12:17 AM

oh boy thats funnheh

**legallyillegal** · 09-18-2009, 12:26 AM

Bruce Greengart, 58, a retired civil servant from Midwood, Brooklyn, said: “You’re not supposed to say those words. Kids may be listening to this thing.”

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Shouldn't your kids be in bed instead of watching late-night news?

Chickenfucker.

**GeezerSteve** · 09-18-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by legallyillegal

And Glenn Beck never killed anybody.

Thousands of people are asking the question "Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young woman in 1990." Thousands of people fear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young woman in 1990. Glenn Beck has failed to produce a certificate proving that he did not rape and murder a young woman in 1990. Of the nearly 17,000 people polled on the matter, 82% of them believe that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young woman in 1990. The people have spoken, but no answers are forthcoming.

**Meanfruit** · 09-18-2009, 10:42 AM

He's killing the buzz, though.

**Tunco** · 09-18-2009, 11:07 AM

If I walk into a Greek diner in Queens and they don't have an autographed headshot of Ernie hanging up behind the register, I walk out.

**Lone Star** · 09-18-2009, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Big Steve

Thousands of people are asking the question "Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young woman in 1990." Thousands of people fear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young woman in 1990. Glenn Beck has failed to produce a certificate proving that he did not rape and murder a young woman in 1990. Of the nearly 17,000 people polled on the matter, 82% of them believe that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young woman in 1990. The people have spoken, but no answers are forthcoming.

in other news... the people have failed to produce a conviction proving that he did rape and murder a young woman in 1980

**berko** · 09-18-2009, 11:42 AM

he did it in 1980, too?

I think its only a matter of time that we find out that he raped and murdered someone in 2000 as well.

He must have been posing as a census worker...

**GeezerSteve** · 09-18-2009, 12:11 PM

Some now fear that Glenn Beck may again rape and murder a young woman in 2010. Where are the answers? What happened to common sense? America, are you listening?