List: 10 Things that Make You Ridiculously Happy

[neck beard]

aww... cynic. puke, really?

what's your list?

all you people need more hugs!

Not real lumpy puke, just make believe puke.

[StuntCok]

I was going to read this thread out of sad masochistic pleasure in reading the happy slappy top ten lists I expected and then H/A came in and ended it all almost before it happened. I think it is the first time I laughed in a while (well at least since the "Where is David Witherspoon" thread. This thread, or at least that response, makes me happy. Clubbin Otters...hehehe

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going to sleep at night knowing I am surrounded by forever wild constitutionally protect land!!

edit: Don't forget, the government that "constitutionally protect land" stole it from somebody else....then they probably mined it, and then badges it "wild"......and it'll stay that way for like another 50-100 years until another country defeats this one OR we actually need the land for a fiscal reason.
LOL

[splat]

10. clubbing sea otters
9. knowin i'm about to score
8. countin my monez
7. gittin drunk
6. whuppin sum ass
5. new ink
4. hookers
3. blow
2. the smell of diesel
1. scoring

1-10:

hangin out with highangle

[bmg97]

Fuck You !!!

m drunk

[BeefBastard]

I'll contribute to the sappiness:
10. Second chance at College
9. Getting laid off. It sucked at the time, but it quickly led to...
8. 4 months of skiing
7. Road trips with my dad
6. Cheddar cheese and ritz crackers
5. That rain smell
4. Records
3. A car that runs
2. The ski wax smell
1. Springbar tents

[carpathian]

Otter attack:

My friend just told me this story like two days ago as he pointed to the scars to prove it.

Working at wildlife preserve place; gotta feed the otters by distracting them over here while opening cage door and sticking food in over there...

Opens door, OTTERS ATTACK!!! Like seriously attack and push their way out door into freedom and keep attacking the hapless feeder person aka my friend. they chewed his leg for a while then he had to climb onto enclosure and they went back in cage. Thank goodness!

Those fuckers in the ocean are called 'sea rats' for good reason.

[bluejet59]

Were they ridiculously happy otters?

[Spark]

Because I'm cute ... here are my 10

10. Penguins!
9. Cooking a super delicious yummy meal or dish
8. An epic descent on my mountain bike
7. When my clients thank me for improving their health through nutrition
6. Spontaneous get togethers with my friends in Vancouver
5. Watching snow fall and knowing the next day there will be pow to be had
4. Successfully riding something that challenges me on my mountain bike
3. My job makes me happy, finishing a challenging project makes me ridiculously so
2. Playing in the outdoors with my bf forestjon
1. Reflecting back on life, the decision I’ve made, and the adventures I’ve had

[divegirl]

10. Wine
9. Riding my bike
8. watching and being on airplanes, especially 747s
7. Being in the company of people with whom I can be myself and talk about pretty much anything
6. swimming naked
5. hanging out with Legoskier
4. Traveling
3. Sleeping - something I should be doing right now
2. large friendly dogs
1. Skiing with Lego

...not necessarily in order

[Meanfruit]

My one and only "things that make me happy".

#1 Putting my belt over a rafter and hanging in the noose until my life ends after reading the drivel spewed after Highangle delivered the funniest moment in months around here. Darkness never looked so good

[DoWork]

10). Vajay
9). Vajay
8). Vajay
7). Vajay
6). Vajay
5). Vajay
4). Scraping pegs and bumping the redline on highway onramps
3). Free Headies
2). Snowstorms
1). Vajay in a snowstorm, in the parking lot of the ski area.

[mnflyfish]

1. The first wax session of the season with my daughters. They love to tune skis, until sometime in late Jan then I'm all alone in the job.
2. Watching the sun rise from my deer stand in WI, listening to the birds wake up and waiting for that first deer of the season to appear out of no where.
3. An ice cold beer after a great day of skiing, better yet an ice cold beer out of a pitcher someone else bought.
4. Standing in my home trout water, early morning, before the weekend warriors arrive with their cans of worms.
5. Lazy Sat mornings watching TV in bed waiting for the kids to run in and jump on the bed.
6. Finishing a "handyman" project around the house.
7. Having someone in a $70K vehicle stop and tell me they love my 94 Land Cruiser.
8. Hanging out at our cabin with the wife and kids, burgers on the grill taste better there.
9. Heading out with friends to see a band
10. Watching my daughters ski out west and rip the shit out of it.

[grrrr]

1. Cash.
2. A good martini.
3. Two more good martinis.
4. The last alimony payment.


That's all I got.

[DoWork]

1. Cash.
2. A good martini.
3. Two more good martinis.
4. The last alimony payment.


That's all I got.

Just say "shots of vodka" instead of martinis, it's how heterosexuals drink their straight booze, FYI... You'll fly under the radar for far longer that way...

[grrrr]

Just say "shots of vodka" instead of martinis, it's how heterosexuals drink their straight booze, FYI... You'll fly under the radar for far longer that way...

Dude, I'm old enough to drink martinis and not be mistaken for a metrosexual or worse. Besides a GOOD martini is a half-pint of vodka, not a shot.

[dumpy]

Just say "shots of vodka" instead of martinis, it's how heterosexuals sorority girls drink their straight booze, FYI... You'll fly under the radar for far longer that way...

Fixed it for ya

[DoWork]

Dude, I'm old enough to drink martinis and not be mistaken for a metrosexual or worse. Besides a GOOD martini is a half-pint of vodka, not a shot.

I know I know, but I like to make fun of martini drinkers because it always seemed like a churched-up way to drink straight alcohol. Y'know, like you couldn't POSSIBLY have an alcohol problem because it's in this cute glass and has a twist of lemon peel... It's the classy alcoholic's first choice for sure!

(Not that I have ANY kind of problem with alcohol consumption in any of it's forms, mind you... )

[Meadow Skipper]

Dude, I'm old enough to drink martinis and not be mistaken for a metrosexual or worse. Besides a GOOD martini is a half-pint of vodka, not a shot.

No, a GOOD martini is made with top-shelf gin. I'll give you the half-pint.

[schindlerpiste]

10) Reading that Tanner Hall is the #2 skier in the world.
9) Looking at porn in the Padded Room that does not contain the letters "NSFW."
8) Knowing that, on occasion, Splat actually makes it to the toilette.
7) Listening to Volkl rant when someone tries to sell a pair of skis for a price under its MSRP
6) Reading that some respected members of this board believe that any manufacturer places $400 worth of carbon in each pair of skis..
5) Knowing that SFB is the recipient of endless praise and unlimited good Karma.
4) The fact that BKLYN has come to UT.
3) Icemang is ALIVE!
2) The support and well wishes given to wasatch powder skis by the maggot community
1) Watching TGR movies while listening to my favorite gospel music on the radio.

[grrrr]

No, a GOOD martini is made with top-shelf gin. I'll give you the half-pint.

I'm down with that, too. I do like a little vermouth in my gin. A vodka martini is really just an excuse to drink a large glass of straight vodka without sounding too Ukranian.

[Phineas]

You're not one of Santa's Elf's are you.

Puke.

HA's was way better.

If I was one of Santa's Elves I'd be sure to give the otters taser stun guns to defend themselves from the likes of you and high angle!

[Phineas]

2. Watching the sun rise from my deer stand in WI, listening to the birds wake up and waiting for that first deer of the season to appear out of no where.

good one 4sure! love that in between time, something magical about sunrise and sunset from a deer stand..

[Phineas]

edit: Don't forget, the government that "constitutionally protect land" stole it from somebody else....then they probably mined it, and then badges it "wild"......and it'll stay that way for like another 50-100 years until another country defeats this one OR we actually need the land for a fiscal reason.
LOL

or maybe acquired the land and created a second chance protected area after industry stripped away all the value in timber and minerals and moved on w/out paying taxes leaving the area totally exposed to massive flooding and wildfires....

but over 120 years later moose are re-populating and the economy is hanging on because the place is so differnet from anywhere else that people want to move back and live a simpler life knowing they'll always be able to come home from work and walk out the door and go skiing or hunting or biking.

for fiscal reasons people, especially stupid people, should stop breeding....

[Scotsman50]

1. watching my nieces and nephew grow up and develop into caring, cool, intelligent little people

what are some of yours?

this post has just bothered me for days since I first read it. It's just soooo....
saccharine sweet and ahhhhhhh, puke!

I've a kid and I've spent time developing him and watching him grow and here's some realism for you.

10. He only wants to ski with me when he wants something.
9. He steals all my best gear and never puts anything back where he got it.
8. He takes great delight in being stronger than me now and like's to rub it in.
7. He's very intelligent and knows how to lie nearly as good as me.
6. He gets me into trouble with my wife.
5. He steals my line
4. He can ski faster than me now and it really pisses me off.
3. He got a job in the summer until he could afford bought a pair of Megawatts and then quit.
2. He sleeps in the car driving to the ski hill or is zombied out on his ipod.
1. I luv the little bastard but he's now too big to wallop.