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  1. 07-14-2009, 02:34 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    The question should be how many people have seen Woodsy naked "Mr. I take my pants down at every maggot party I can".
    First thing I thought of when reading this.
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    It truly is a veritable cry for help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    It truly is a veritable cry for help.
    I prefer to think it is veritably a true cry for help.
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    Woodsy doesn't cry, his eyes shimmer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiguide View Post
    First thing I thought of when reading this.
    Great minds think alike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I prefer to think it is veritably a true cry for help.
    Possibly indubitable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Great minds think alike.
    hopefully said great minds will remmber your pants around your ankles at her party, not mine.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Woodsy doesn't cry, his eyes shimmer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    hopefully said great minds will remmber your pants around your ankles at her party, not mine.....
    But I was winning a strip off while in a full set of long johns.........I had it won!
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    No one yet but there is one I wouldn't mind seeing in the buff.
    Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
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    How scary is it to find out 15 years later that a guy I dated in high school is a Maggot? So that puts me at 2, I'm not as cool as all you party hounds!
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    KQ getting nostalgic today
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    I've seen one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    KQ getting nostalgic today
    Or she recently updated her list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Or she recently updated her list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Or she recently updated her list.

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    I just assumed she wanted me to send her those pictures. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salvelinusconfluentus View Post
    I've seen one!
    THAT is funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    THAT is funny.
    I really have. One that is a separate human from me.
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    I’m pretty sure I’m in Woodsy’s count total. I’d bet the only sighting in a heart shaped tub. This place used to be silly.
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    I think I saw a maggot once, he was in the same elevator as me and my wife at the Fairmont Blackcomb in March 2015 I think. He had a TGR hat one. Said maggot was fully clothed though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyg82 View Post
    I think I saw a maggot once, he was in the same elevator as me and my wife at the Fairmont Blackcomb in March 2015 I think. He had a TGR hat one. Said maggot was fully clothed though.
    but you undressed him with your eyes? close enough.
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