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    Emails from an Asshole

    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    That is good stuff!
    pmiP triD remroF

    -dna-

    !!!timoV cimotA erutuF

    -ottom-

    "!!!emit a ta anigav eno dlroW eht gnirolpxE"

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    Oh man, that vintage booze one had me crying. Funny shit.

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    I thought from the title you nwere e-mailing yourself
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    That's some high quality shit!

    Thanks for sharing.
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    Solid find!

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    Awesome. I have to share this!
    bc-lovah

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    Missed connections.... short and sweet. The kittens was pretty good too. Mtnlion needs to read that one.
    It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy

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    Barter My Whore Wife

    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    I like the camry killer.
    When life gives you haters, make haterade.

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    The phish stub one is classic.
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    We don't make those skis specifically for Andy, but we make them specifically for kick-ass skiers like Andy who use them in freeride comps and the everyday comp where they compete against themselves.

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    Thoroughly enjoying this prime entertainment. "Shitty Roommate #2" is an important read.

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    I'm proud that he's from the philly area.

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    Those are pretty funny, I think I could do better though.

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    Way to kill the last hour of the work day. Nice.
    "Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blurred View Post
    Those are pretty funny, I think I could do better though.
    Prove it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schuss View Post
    Prove it.
    Pay me.

    .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blurred View Post
    Pay me.

    .....
    why? You're the one talking about how awesome and funny you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schuss View Post
    why? You're the one talking about how awesome and funny you are.
    Pay me, and I entertain you. That's how it works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blurred View Post
    Pay me, and I entertain you. That's how it works.
    will you dance like a monkey for bananas? That's really what I'm looking for in my entertainment.

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    Bump for some pretty funny updates.

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php

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    O, that is funny chit!

    yin chang I buy all kittens you have. how much? hahaha

    turtle sandbox was awesome
    gullible handyman cranked me up!!

    good stuff
    Just breathe

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    meh

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    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blurred View Post
    Pay me, and I entertain you. That's how it works.
    Not at Icelantic.

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    hilarious, thanks for the site

    disregard anything I said about a tiger. I'll still need all 6 kittens, though

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