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    Quote Originally Posted by pbourdon View Post
    When I lived in Tahoe a couple of the dudes I used to ride with always, always would grab tindy and tail fish on their spins, and I'd always, always give 'em shit for it. Maybe I'm an asshole, maybe I'm a style nazi, but if you're gonna grab, at least do it right.

    But no doubt, otherwise, its a sick shot, but like I said it bugs me to see the no-no grab...maybe its an OCD thing or something
    I have the same strain of OCD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbourdon View Post
    Lien airs are part of the snowboard world for sure...pretty much the same rules apply as they would to the skateboard world. That's why I think grabbing outside of the bindings (save for nose and tail grabs) is seen as such a fo-pau (sp?) in the snowboarding community.
    One that kills me in the world of snowboarding is calling any spin from fakie "cab" when they are typically switch 360's (or however much they are spinning) because they take off of their nose. Its only a "cab" if you take off from your tail, which is awkward, but when done right, so fuckin rad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    I have the same strain of OCD.
    Dude.
    You are a walking OCD smoothie. (Like I should talk)
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    WTF is OCD?
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    "ADD? What the fuck is ADD?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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    I'm down with OPP!
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    yeah you know me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I'm down with OPP!
    I'm guessing that has a different meaning in Wyoming/Idaho.
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    Other People's Pets?

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    The other P? Well, that's not quite that simple....
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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    other people's pudenda. often quite arenaceous on online skiing forums.

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    Original Posters Prescription (Pills)?
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    ok, enough is enough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    other people's pudenda. often quite arenaceous on online skiing forums.
    I had to google 2 words in that post. Then I laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    other people's pudenda. often quite arenaceous on online skiing forums.
    Excellent use of vocabulary there. I had to look two of those words up. I laughed...well played....


    Quote Originally Posted by LivinCO View Post
    ok, enough is enough...
    I laughed out loud at this as well...and people wondered why I posted this in the padded room....
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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    Its pictures like that that make snowboarders look so incredibly stupid, that and just about every pic in just about any snowboarding mag
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    ^^^^So says the KING of looking stoopid.^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Sorry 'bout that, I guess I could've searched; but, think of this as another in a series of style PSAs for the snowboard community.



    "Friends don't let friends grab Tindy, or Nethod"
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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    What about a true nose or tail grab? Are those frowned upon in the sowboard community?

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    I was gonna guess that he was riding "once is enough" for his second time.

    Glad to see the real answer was much more retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J View Post
    What about a true nose or tail grab? Are those frowned upon in the sowboard community?
    I grab the end of my tail from time to time, nose grabs are kinda awkward for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbourdon View Post
    Wrong forum? I figured it fell into more of a rant (of sorts) on my part, that's why I posted it here....

    ..... self-respecting snowboarding publication because he is doing a no-no grab....

    ........ it was so lame that even I'm shaking my head....
    There is no correct forum for this kind of nitpicking shit.

    There are no self-respecting snowboarding publication. They all lick balls.

    And yes you are right it is so lame.


    Quote Originally Posted by gbarnum View Post
    You're retarded. Nothing wrong with the picture. The guy is stoked. Wrong forum too. Is this not ski / snowboard related? Your emoticon usage is totally off too.
    +1. The only thing really wrong with this pic, is that he is riding and you are stuck in where was it bumfuck or buttfuck, MI?? writing about Jacksons pic of the day instead of sending it yourself.

    With shit like this it sometimes pains me to admit to being a snowboarder. Kind of like some sort of brain defect can jump across DNA helixs and infect the whole fucking lot of us.

    And if you ever hear me use the term nethod, please beat me to pulp and push me into a pile of snow, place a marker on it that reads "here lies a jackass".
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    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbourdon View Post
    where the hell is he...i can't figure it out. above or side of experts, corbetts, ss ???

    sweet line, nice pic...who's gives a shit about the grab!

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