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  1. 07-30-2004, 02:25 PM #51
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    Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki


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    A: Bored at Work


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  4. 07-30-2004, 02:51 PM #54
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    [i]Originally posted by Beaver A: Bad air [/B]

    Q: Wanghooooooby is best known for?


    A: Salt, pepper and ketchup.
  5. 07-30-2004, 02:57 PM #55
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    Originally posted by Aldo
    Q: Wanghooooooby is best known for?


    A: Salt, pepper and ketchup.
    Q: How the helicopter reporter described the "great nun massacre of '95" when he flew over.

    A: Mike Piazza's mitt
  6. 07-30-2004, 04:23 PM #56
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    Originally posted by iceman


    A: Dexter and an AK-47

    What is that persistent knocking on my front door?
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    Originally posted by The AD
    A: Mike Piazza's mitt
    Q: What was the highest grossing item at the recent Nambla auction?

    A: Winger, trashy women, and a toothpick
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  9. 07-30-2004, 04:52 PM #59
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    Originally posted by BlurredElevens
    What is that persistent knocking on my front door?
    heh, good one, but you gotta keep the game going. Give us an answer, please.
  11. 07-30-2004, 05:33 PM #61
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    Originally posted by Arty50


    A: Winger, trashy women, and a toothpick
    What happens when "Flashdance" meets Nascar?

    Really large feet.
  12. 07-31-2004, 04:03 PM #62
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    Originally posted by iceman
    What happens when "Flashdance" meets Nascar?

    Really large feet.
    Whats the first thing you see when Mir walks through the door?

    A sweaty pig and a pez dispenser.
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    Originally posted by BlurredElevens
    A sweaty pig and a pez dispenser.
    q:What two items make it possible, but surprisingly difficult, to make bacon?

    a:Toenails and spaghetti.
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    Originally posted by optics
    a:Toenails and spaghetti.
    Q: What was Tomba's favorite dinner?

    A: Frozen chunks of airliner toilet waste.
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    Originally posted by cultvo

    A: Frozen chunks of airliner toilet waste.
    Q: What was Donnie Darko's actual cause of death?

    A: a male cheerleader convention.
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    A: a male cheerleader convention.
    Q: What's booked in Big Sky the same week as the 2005 EpicSkiAcademy?

    A: Nomar Garciaparra






  17. 07-31-2004, 07:57 PM #67
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    Q: Why will the Redsox be close to worthless?

    A: meat popsicle.
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    Originally posted by Max Gosey
    A: meat popsicle.
    Q: What does a Yeti name his penis?

    A: Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.



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  19. 07-31-2004, 09:53 PM #69
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    A: Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
    Q: Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

    A: A leather teddie






  20. 07-31-2004, 10:04 PM #70
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    Originally posted by InspectorGadget


    A: Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
    Q: What's a fun night for Cletus?

    A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
  21. 07-31-2004, 11:13 PM #71
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    Originally posted by iceman
    Q: What's a fun night for Cletus?

    A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
    You're answering your own questions now?[/moving this in a terrible direction]
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  22. 08-03-2004, 08:05 AM #72
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    A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
    *Thread killer* (Stumped)






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    Originally posted by iceman
    A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
    What is on Ms. Dexter's bed right now.

    A: A coffee enema
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
  24. 08-03-2004, 08:55 AM #74
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    Originally posted by iceman


    A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
    The makings of a very romantic proposal.

    A: Sick and ashamed and happy.
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