So theres this line of ants walking across my floor and just before I kill them all I stop and think about it. Hey, these ants really arent all that bad, I mean, they arent "invading" my room like many people might think. Instead, they are in fact, cleaning my room up for me! All those cookie crumbs that fell from my cookie as I watched TV yesterday are now being cleaned up crumb by crumb by little ants! How wonderful! PLUS its free! So now when I see hundreds of ants crawling on my floor, I no longer think of them as "pests" but as my "bitches"or my "cleaning service" my little bitch ants that are forced to clean my room by means of survival! Its like some sick and twisted game God plays on them
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10-19-2003, 02:34 PM #1
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Hey! ants really arent all that bad!
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10-19-2003, 11:23 PM #2
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And to think this whole time I've been trying to train spider monkeys to clean up after me!!! What a fool. From now on I let the ants do the work! Plus when you get really hungry thy're an emergency source of protein (not as tastey as spider monkeys though)
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10-19-2003, 11:26 PM #3
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Whats really cool is to think about things from an ants perspective. It will blow your mind. Imagine the berm in front of your house. Or imagine the little tiny stream you step over. If an ant were kayaking or skiing it..............it would be psyched!
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10-20-2003, 10:24 AM #4
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pick up the book
the ants - Bernard Werbershut up and ski
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10-21-2003, 08:54 AM #5
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Re: Hey! ants really arent all that bad!
Originally posted by dipstik
I no longer think of them as "pests" but as my "bitches"or my "cleaning service" my little bitch ants that are forced to clean my room by means of survival!
F'n Classic!
I have always thought this way regarding spiders. Those boys will teach those rogue flys that enter my home a tough lesson. Sort of a built in policing system for mature maggots."the fattest of the fat." R.Veltri 1999.
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10-23-2003, 06:07 PM #6
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A man fled the motor vehicles office in Leesburg, Va., after a September incident in which he, silently and calmly, presented a DMV employee with a postcard photograph of a banana being shot by a bullet, and the legend "banana=DMV." The man then hurried out, and when several employees got to the parking lot in pursuit, there were bananas strewn around the lot but no one in sight. Said the Leesburg police chief, "This (man) is a different (kind)." [Leesburg Today, 9-4-03]
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10-24-2003, 06:56 PM #7
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woahOriginally posted by Buster Highmen
A man fled the motor vehicles office in Leesburg, Va., after a September incident in which he, silently and calmly, presented a DMV employee with a postcard photograph of a banana being shot by a bullet, and the legend "banana=DMV." The man then hurried out, and when several employees got to the parking lot in pursuit, there were bananas strewn around the lot but no one in sight. Said the Leesburg police chief, "This (man) is a different (kind)." [Leesburg Today, 9-4-03]
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10-27-2003, 11:04 AM #8
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D@mn, I love living 5 minutes away from Leesburg. I think I've run into that guy on some of the local bike trails...
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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11-03-2003, 09:08 PM #9
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snow_slider, where in NoVa are you? When not in New England im in fairfax station.
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Ants are good, but rats will clean faster. Raccoons even faster than that.
Originally Posted by dipstik
So theres this line of ants walking across my floor and just before I kill them all I stop and think about it. Hey, these ants really arent all that bad, I mean, they arent "invading" my room like many people might think. Instead, they are in fact, cleaning my room up for me! All those cookie crumbs that fell from my cookie as I watched TV yesterday are now being cleaned up crumb by crumb by little ants! How wonderful! PLUS its free! So now when I see hundreds of ants crawling on my floor, I no longer think of them as "pests" but as my "bitches"or my "cleaning service" my little bitch ants that are forced to clean my room by means of survival! Its like some sick and twisted game God plays on them
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