February 06 - A bitter cold, windy day at Blowy Range, WYO. I dislocate my hip, which doesn't hurt much at first. But as I lie on the snow, waiting for Patrol to arrive and then to slowly, gingerly package me up, my muscles start to cramp, and the pain escalates exponentially. By the time I was ready to get skied down, I was starting to shiver. With ever shiver, a shock-wave of pain would travel from my hip throughout my entire body. I continued to shiver in the patrol shack, even with warm water bottles and blankets, and my hip continued to cramp more and more. By the time an ambulence arrived, my hip had been out of place for at least 45 minutes, and would stay out of place for another hour before an x-ray would allow them to pop it back in. When the EMT's came, the IV started and the morphene began to flow like wine, but even that wasn't enough to keep away the pain I felt everytime the ambulence would hit a bump or a pothole on that long ride back to town...
Skiing, whether you're in Wisconsin or the Alps, is a dumbass hick country sport that takes place in the middle of winter on a mountain at the end of a dirt road.
-Glen Plake
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