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Thread: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

  1. 09-05-2008, 09:45 PM #1
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    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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    I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
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    Otter: Ah, she broke our date.
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  6. 09-06-2008, 01:38 AM #6
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    THEY TOOK THE BAR! THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!
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    Was it over when the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
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    It's time to take the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus!
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    Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.

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    You can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!

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    May I have ten thousand marbles please?

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

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    Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average.
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    Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
    Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
    Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
    Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
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