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  1. 08-29-2008, 09:46 AM #1
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    Can I JONG myself?

    After screwing the pooch numerous times trying to establish an account here (hey, those little verification codes are hard to read...) I finally figured it out, only later to realize I missspeled my user name. JONG!
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  2. 08-29-2008, 09:49 AM #2
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    yes you can. congrats on doing what 15000 of us have done

    now post nekkid pics of you (if female) the wife, gf, daughter (18+) ect
    either that or some stoke.
    otherwise, this thread is gonna be fun
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  3. 08-29-2008, 09:55 AM #3
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    Thanks for making me laugh that is fuckin sweet
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    You are screwing the pooch? And numerous times?

    You sick fuck.

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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  5. 08-29-2008, 09:58 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiingsamurai View Post
    now post nekkid pics of you (if female) the wife, gf, daughter (18+) ect
    either that or some stroke.
    I'll leave the naked stroke photos up to you. I thought this was a skiing sight.
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  6. 08-29-2008, 10:04 AM #6
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    Sadly you are mistaken, its a p0rn site that uses skiing as a cover.

    Now post'em up JONG.

    And it better not be pictures of your screwing your pooch either.

    Kook.
    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.
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  7. 08-29-2008, 10:07 AM #7
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    you cant jong anyone, not even yourself
    Decisions Decisions
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  8. 08-29-2008, 10:35 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_B View Post
    Sadly you are mistaken, its a p0rn site that uses skiing as a cover.

    Now post'em up JONG.

    And it better not be pictures of your screwing your pooch either.

    Kook.
    Here is a picture of skiing with my Dad at Deer Valley (Utah) and i have some others of me jumping.



    Can i write spams now?
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  9. 08-29-2008, 11:10 AM #9
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    Deer Valley is in Utah?
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  10. 08-29-2008, 11:23 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staight Chuter View Post
    Can I JONG myself?!
    Yes... but you'll go blind.
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  11. 08-29-2008, 11:37 AM #11
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    here is one jumping doing a spread eagle


    i like you're little picture samuriskier!
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  12. 08-29-2008, 01:36 PM #12
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    If it turns out it's not possible to JONG yourself, sit tight and someone will be along to JONG you shortly...
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  13. 08-29-2008, 02:31 PM #13
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    Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER
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  14. 08-29-2008, 02:39 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by JONG SLAUGHTER View Post
    WORST TROLL EVER.

    I know. I figured I just had to get my JONG on and get it over with.

    I did however really screw up my User Name and would be thrilled if anyone knows how to fix it.
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  15. 08-29-2008, 03:05 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staight Chuter View Post
    Here is a picture of skiing with my Dad at Deer Valley (Utah) and i have some others of me jumping.



    Can i write spams now?



    Which one is you?
    Battle lines being drawn, nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong, old people speaking their minds, getting so much resistance from behind.
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  16. 08-29-2008, 03:11 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by cl1953 View Post
    Which one is you?
    Dude, obviously he's the schlarver in the back. The guy in the front is Stein Erickson. Duh.

    Oh, and staint chuter, make sure you're wearing a fartbag next time you post up spread eagle pics.
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  17. 08-29-2008, 03:23 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staight Chuter View Post
    I thought this was a skiing sight.
    (Pardon to ESPN)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staight Chuter View Post
    here is one jumping doing a spread eagle
    More like Eddie the Eagle...
    "this thread is an odd combo of win and fail." -Danno
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  19. 08-29-2008, 03:42 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmthmtskier View Post
    More like Eddie the Eagle...

    He was in the olympics but not the ones at Dear Valley where i went and he was ski jumping not freestyle.
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    ^^^that is Mt Hood and her name is Stephanie.

    You're not IskiSledneckBC are you??
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  22. 08-29-2008, 04:30 PM #22
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    Hey you're enfringing on my gig here dude.

    Split Kook!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staight Chuter View Post
    would be thrilled if anyone knows how to fix it.
    Thrilled huh? How old are you?
    "little pictures" "SamuriSkier"

    Well, it'll mean you made all of 7 posts for nothing...

    But just Register (again) using the name you do want, (remembering the R this time) then let this username die
    Or, if you want to be real tidy, you can Delete this Thread, and any posts you made with the wrong username first.

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  24. 08-29-2008, 08:03 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurxSki View Post
    Thrilled huh? How old are you?
    "little pictures" "SamuriSkier"

    Well, it'll mean you made all of 7 posts for nothing...

    But just Register (again) using the name you do want, (remembering the R this time) then let this username die
    Or, if you want to be real tidy, you can Delete this Thread, and any posts you made with the wrong username first.
    Now see, it worked this time, which proves this forum is possessed by satanic spirits. Thanks, and, I was just phucking with you - I know what an avatar is and I'm not Icelandskier98 either. I'm a muni riding, smack-talkin', AT skiing, brotha of a differnt motha from Utah.

    And those weren't really photos of me either, although that's a mighty proud spread eagle Stephanie is pulling over Gov't Camp there.

    Can I spam now? I've got some free backcountry skis I'm just dying to give away.
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  25. 09-04-2008, 06:06 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by StraightChuter View Post
    Can I spam now? I've got some free backcountry skis I'm just dying to give away.
    Go ahead, but they better not be tele skis.
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