WHY DO GIRLS FLIRT AND THEN LATER CALL YOU A DIRTBAG?

**HRDCORESNOWRIDE** · 06-20-2004, 08:42 PM

why? why do chiks flirt all night at the club or bar and act like a playin' fool, but then they go back to their girls and call you a dirtbag for frontin' on them and trying to be pushy? Happens way to much. tired of it. i need a gf, that's the bottom line. i live in a small town, and know a lot of the ladies in town, the locals, some summer visitors. They give you all the play at first, and then when you are thinkig you are making some stats, they come back with the strikeout and make you look like a chump. just last night, chillin at the bar, this girl Tamara gives me the ok to flirt, so i'm shooting pools and haveing a few drinks wit her. shes all rubbin up against me acting cool and i''m going with it. This goes on for a while. Then her girlfriends arrive into the bar and she turns on me like a piece of bad burger. Makes me standing there with my junk in hand looking like a fool. wouldnt talk to me. she gave me a few more looks and a little play, but when the girlfriends jump in she tries to act all cool and sly.

my question::::

why cant the chicks be as simple as the dudes. i mean, i'm simple up and front. girls know what they are going after right off the bhat. no play in me. i just bring it. i know this girl was digging me, shes made moves other times. i think they just have multipal personaleties or something. boo.

13 · 06-20-2004, 08:46 PM

Time for an honest self-assessment. Are you a dirtbag?

**Odin** · 06-20-2004, 08:48 PM

Chances are that if you are standing there, talking to her with your junk in your hand she IS going to call you a dirtbag.

Oddly enough most girls don't like the peiner to be broken out that early.

**HRDCORESNOWRIDE** · 06-20-2004, 08:48 PM

no, i dont think so. i mean, im honest and up front. im cool.

13 · 06-20-2004, 08:54 PM

"Wanna go back to my place and do some crash testing with my new mattress?" Honest?

Or...

"Let me buy you a drink while we're playing with sticks and balls." Honest?

**HRDCORESNOWRIDE** · 06-20-2004, 08:56 PM

schmoooove 13, my man! that could work, or i could just get left in the dust agaain. my game is good, but i need some extra kick to shift her into high gear.

**Odin** · 06-20-2004, 08:58 PM

(stealing from 13's ouvre)

"Wanna make $5 the hard way" Honest?

or

"I am interested in sexual intercourse, with you, in the back seat of my mom's 1986 dodge dart, while whitesnake plays on the radio" Honest?

**warthog** · 06-20-2004, 09:34 PM

I'll play:

"Maybe it's just these goggles, but you sure do look purdy" Honest?

Or

"Wow, women never grind on my shit when I wear these goggles, you must be a cool chick" Honest?

**FNG** · 06-20-2004, 10:15 PM

As Dave Chappelle said in his stand-up routine...
"Just because I'm dressed this way does NOT mean I'm a prostitute!" - Club Chick
"Just because I'm dressed this way, does NOT mean I'm a police officer!" - Cop

**hopped** · 06-20-2004, 10:58 PM

Her name was Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell (ding)
I've got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn
About me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby
Oooooh Oooooh

Her Boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
He'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC (screeching tires)
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby
Oooooh Oooooh

Ooooh Yeah
Dirtbaaag
No she doesn't know what she's missing

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about me

She said
"I got tickets to Iron maiden baby,
Come with me Friday don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Like you"

Oooh Yeah
Dirtbaaaag
Oooh Yeah
She doesn't know what she's missing.

**Blurred** · 06-20-2004, 11:01 PM

The game is to be sold and not told. PM me with offers.....peas

**vinzclortho** · 06-21-2004, 10:51 AM

you were probably keeping it TOO real for the ladies. that can freak them out some times.

**Core Shot** · 04-23-2005, 07:02 AM

http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28954

Bump for the fact that your latest story in which you went out of the country with two bisexual female lovers, to go to a wild drug sex party, and you DID NOT GET LAID.

This proves that you must be a DIRTBAG after all!