How to properly muff dive NSFW

**Sublime** · 06-09-2008, 11:32 AM

http://youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/

Link NSFW

Discuss.

**Sinecure** · 06-09-2008, 12:37 PM

If its nasty, you can always go for the

Pussy Snorkel

**bklyn** · 06-09-2008, 02:07 PM

haha - should be required viewing!
"No jabbing!"

**arild** · 06-09-2008, 02:50 PM

I learned something today. Good educational NSFW posting!

**Caucasian Asian** · 06-09-2008, 08:06 PM

heh heh. We're now fifth on the links list

**stuckathuntermtn** · 06-09-2008, 09:10 PM

who's the teacher-lady? she's a cougar

**skibuminwyo** · 06-09-2008, 09:12 PM

With enough time, we will become number one, I just know it. That was good stuff.

**Theodore** · 06-09-2008, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

who's the teacher-lady? she's a cougar

Nina Hartley if I remember right. She was always on real sex on HBO back in the day. She seems to know her stuff, but has one of the most awkward tit jobs I've ever seen!

**Viva** · 06-09-2008, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by bklyn

haha - should be required viewing!
"No jabbing!"

No kidding; I wish that that was required viewing during high school health class. No doubt most, if not all, of the girls wish it were so.

**Sinecure** · 06-09-2008, 10:33 PM

Dang. I finally watched the video. Why oh why didn't they have that as required, let alone available viewing when I was 18. Its taken me 25 years to learn that stuff, and I still learned a bunch from that. Where's the corresponding BJ one that I can point future gf's to?

**flyby** · 06-09-2008, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

Where's the corresponding BJ one that I can point future gf's to?

You sure you wanna see a vid of some dude going down on another one?

**skibuminwyo** · 06-09-2008, 10:52 PM

Thank you, I will have nightmares tonight...asshole.

but, that gives a whole new meaning to ....

**Anxious Mo-Fo** · 06-10-2008, 06:15 AM

The old hag looks like Madonna = BUZZKILL

**Sublime** · 06-11-2008, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by bklyn

haha - should be required viewing!
"No jabbing!"

Not I learned a helluva lot from that video. My only concern was are chicks really that "sturdy" down there? She looked rather large down there and was just curious for another opinion before I go tugging and stretching.

**bklyn** · 06-11-2008, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

Where's the corresponding BJ one that I can point future gf's to?

There's always room for improvement, if you find one post it.

**Tippster** · 06-11-2008, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Anxious Mo-Fo

The old hag looks like Madonna = BUZZKILL

She wasn't born old, and you'll be uglier than her far earlier. I do agree that the boob job was unwise, but that lady had one of the hottest asses in porn for decades.

Nina Hartley has done more for porn and sexual knowledge than pretty much anyone else, including Annie Sprinkle. You're obviously an ignorant little boy.

Did you notice how quickly she made that girl cum after she played with her while talking? Don't get hung up on stupid shit - just watch and learn, fool.

**Huckin eh?** · 06-11-2008, 02:44 PM

That is some good shit there.
Im surprised none of the female Mags have demanded this be a sticky yet lol

**Sublime** · 06-11-2008, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Did you notice how quickly she made that girl cum after she played with her while talking? Don't get hung up on stupid shit - just watch and learn, fool.

Exactly what I was thinking.

**Anxious Mo-Fo** · 06-11-2008, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

You're obviously an ignorant little boy. Don't get hung up on stupid shit - just watch and learn, fool.

Relax, fatso. I liked the lesson. But the face lift, boob job, and general demeanor made me think of Madge.

**gbarnum** · 06-11-2008, 03:23 PM

Single. Best. Educational. Video. Evah!

**Tippster** · 06-11-2008, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Anxious Mo-Fo

Relax, fatso. I liked the lesson. But the face lift, boob job, and general demeanor made me think of Madge.

I prefer "Chubster."

**Telenater** · 06-11-2008, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Sublime

Not I learned a helluva lot from that video. My only concern was are chicks really that "sturdy" down there? She looked rather large down there and was just curious for another opinion before I go tugging and stretching.

This is an important question that needs an answer before I get in trouble....

**RootSkier** · 06-11-2008, 05:41 PM

this could lead to some good stories

"what baby? settle down, I learned it on youporn!"

**mtsprings** · 06-11-2008, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by bklyn

haha - should be required viewing!
"No jabbing!"

I guarantee the girls I dated while I was in my teens would have wished it was.

**divegirl** · 06-12-2008, 12:29 AM

Um, can we make this a sticky?

Also, can I sign up for the next session with the cougar, please?
This should be required viewing. Not that I have any complaints, but even *I* learned something here.
And yes, we're that sturdy.