Mailing weed?

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

Trigger pulled.
Sent via a recommended parcel service which will remain unnamed at this point. Used the sealed bag in coffee suggestion. Rolled two Js for the drive. If I get busted, who wants my posters and stereo?

Nice, way to stick it to the man. Anyone know if they sell confiscated guns at police auctions??

[RootSkier]

How far are you going? Two joints will barely get me around the block.

[Larry Craig]

How far are you going? Two joints will barely get me around the block.

It's a 10hr drive, and 1 will probably do. But I was thinking at stopping somewhere scenic and hanging out for a while and get hiiiiiii.

I shipped 1oz plus some hash and a new glass pipe (never used) which will easily last me through summer. Kind of a lightweight now, whereas in college 1oz wouldn't have gotten me through the weekend.

[Tippster]

How far are you going? Two joints will barely get me around the block.

Buy better weed.

[Parvo]

10 hour drive with weed? Be sure to bring 1 bag of Doritos, 1 bag of pretzels, 1 bag of corn chips, 1 bag of Chips Ahoy, 1 can of mixed nuts, 1 sixer of light beer, 1 sixer of regular beer, 1 pack of camel lights, and 2 packs of gum. Oh, and maybe an apple or carrot.

[LivinCO]

10 hour drive with weed? Be sure to bring 1 bag of Doritos, 1 bag of pretzels, 1 bag of corn chips, 1 bag of Chips Ahoy, 1 can of mixed nuts, 1 sixer of light beer, 1 sixer of regular beer, 1 pack of camel lights, and 2 packs of gum. Oh, and maybe an apple or carrot.

What?? No Hohos, Gatorade or KFC? You trying to kill a doood?

[carvedog]

http://www.idahostatesman.com/235/story/394879.html

I don't how many times I gotta tell you potheads this.

Only break one law at a time. If you are going to smuggle don't smoke. If you are going to speed don't smuggle. If you are going to draw conspicuous attention to yourself by driving 20 under the speed limit and carrying 3/4 pound of kind bud, then don't fukcing smoke.

Sheeeeesh.

[TurxSki]

Ha, "grandma" is certainly living the high life...

Eric Stephenson, 22...Madelin C. Hardman, 69...

Drugs & cradle-snatching!
Man, she was living the dream

Hang on, whadya mean YOU potheads?

[splat]

Rent a fukkin limo.

[Nathan Explosion]

When are you mailing us our share?

[Cliff Huckable]

OK, all this crazy shit about mailing drugs in the mail was so you could get high on a 10-hour drive??????

I'll say it again: you guys are crazy!

.

[Larry Craig]

http://www.idahostatesman.com/235/story/394879.html

I don't how many times I gotta tell you potheads this.

Only break one law at a time. If you are going to smuggle don't smoke. If you are going to speed don't smuggle. If you are going to draw conspicuous attention to yourself by driving 20 under the speed limit and carrying 3/4 pound of kind bud, then don't fukcing smoke.

Sheeeeesh.

That guy might as well had a PULL ME OVER, I HAVE DRUGS IN THE VAN sticker next to a big steal your face sticker.

And Cliff, this was about driving 10 hours with my collection of firearms WITHOUT pot. So I should be expecting my package tomorrow after a thankfully uneventful drive - which actually took 13 hours. Either that, or a visit from the authorities.

[Larry Craig]

Huzzah!
The eagle has landed.
Woot woot
Thank you United Pot Smugglers

Now time to get hiiiiiiii.

[Larry Craig]

Bump.

I am like so high right now.

I feel like Towlie.

[irul&ublo]

Bump.

I am like so high right now.

I feel like Towlie.

Jeez Larry....first you were sucking cock and now you're smoking dope. What's next, snow boarding?

[mc_roon]

Bump.

I am like so high right now.

I feel like Towlie.

you are the reason why so many people hate potheads, and think that weed is just as serious as heroin.

[Mani_UT]

http://www.idahostatesman.com/235/story/394879.html
I don't how many times I gotta tell you potheads this.
Only break one law at a time. If you are going to smuggle don't smoke. If you are going to speed don't smuggle. :

Or just bet that you're gonna be lucky...

I did SLC - West Virginia- Vermont - SLC towing a trailer and doing 85-90 the whole way with 2 pot heads in the back of my car who smoked litteraly non stopped the 2x30? hours the drive took. To top it off one could not even drive anyway because of a DUI...

I guess that was not one of my brightest moment but luck gets you pretty far
(BTW I don't smoke myself)

[Larry Craig]

Bump for this article, note the bolded text. FedEx uses drug sniffing dogs...

August 7, 2008
Police raid Md. mayor's home and kill his dogs
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 6:12 p.m. ET

BERWYN HEIGHTS, Md. (AP) -- Mayor Cheye Calvo got home from work, saw a package addressed to his wife on the front porch and brought it inside, putting it on a table.

Suddenly, police with guns drawn kicked in the door and stormed in, shooting to death the couple's two dogs and seizing the unopened package.

In it were 32 pounds of marijuana. But the drugs evidently didn't belong to the couple.

Police say the couple appeared to be innocent victims of a scheme by two men to smuggle millions of dollars worth of marijuana by having it delivered to about a half-dozen unsuspecting recipients.

The two men under arrest include a FedEx deliveryman; investigators said the deliveryman would drop off a package outside a home, and the other man would come by a short time later and pick it up.

A furious Calvo said Thursday that he and his wife, Trinity Tomsic, are asking the U.S. Justice Department to investigate the July 29 raid.

''Trinity was an innocent victim and random victim,'' Calvo said outside his two-story, red-brick house in this middle-class Washington suburb of about 3,000 people. ''We were harmed by the very people who took an oath to protect us.''

Calvo insisted the couple's two black Labradors were gentle creatures and said police apparently killed them ''for sport,'' gunning down one of them as it was running away.

''Our dogs were our children,'' said the 37-year-old Calvo. ''They were the reason we bought this house because it had a big yard for them to run in.''

The mayor, who was changing his clothes when police burst in, also complained that he was handcuffed in his boxer shorts for about two hours along with his mother-in-law, and said the officers didn't believe him when he told them he was the mayor. No charges were brought against Calvo or his wife, who came home in the middle of the raid.

Prince George's County Police Chief Melvin High said Wednesday that Calvo and his family were ''most likely ... innocent victims,'' but he would not rule out their involvement, and he defended the way the raid was conducted. He and other officials did not apologize for killing the dogs, saying the officers felt threatened.

Police announced Wednesday they had arrested two men suspected in a plot to smuggle 417 pounds of marijuana, and seized a total of $3.6 million in pot. Investigators said the package that arrived on Calvo's porch had been sent from Los Angeles via FedEx, and they had been tracking it ever since it drew the attention of a drug-sniffing dog in Arizona.

Police intercepted it in Maryland, and an undercover detective posing as a deliveryman took it to the Calvo home.

Calvo's defenders -- including the Berwyn Heights police chief, who said his department should have been alerted ahead of time -- said police had no right to enter the home without knocking.

But officials insisted they acted within the law, saying the operation was compromised when Calvo's mother-in-law saw officers approaching the house and screamed. That could have given someone time to grab a gun or destroy evidence, authorities said.

Neighbors in Berwyn Heights, which Calvo described as ''Mayberry inside the Capital Beltway,'' have rallied around the couple. On Sunday night, supporters gathered on a ballfield to pay tribute to the family and the dogs. A banner on the wooden fence around Calvo's yard read, ''Cheye and Trinity, We support you, Friends and Citizens of Berwyn Heights.'' Around it were dozens of handwritten messages from supporters.

In addition to being the part-time mayor, Calvo works at a nonprofit foundation that runs boarding schools. His wife is a state finance officer.

''When all of this happened I was flabbergasted,'' said next-door neighbor Edward Alexander. ''I was completely stunned because those dogs didn't hurt anybody. They barely bark.''

The case is the latest embarrassment for Prince George's County law enforcement. A former police officer was sentenced in May to 45 years in prison for shooting two furniture deliverymen at his home last year, one of them fatally. He claimed that they attacked him. In June, a suspect jailed in the death of a police officer was found strangled in his cell.

Calvo said he was astonished that police have not only failed to apologize, but declined to clear the couple's names.

His wife spoke through tears as she described an encounter with a girl who used to see the couple walking their dogs.

''She gave me a big hug and she said, `If the police shot your dogs dead and did this to you, how can I trust them?''' Tomsic said. ''I don't want people to feel like that. I just want them to be proud of our police and proud to live in Prince George's County.''

[Cyber Cop]

So in the end you shipped it and drove with it. stoner.

Next time, unless you are going through utah it's probably way safer to drive with it.

[skiski]

Bump for this article, note the bolded text. FedEx uses drug sniffing dogs...

August 7, 2008
Police raid Md. mayor's home and kill his dogs
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 6:12 p.m. ET

BERWYN HEIGHTS, Md. (AP) -- Mayor Cheye Calvo got home from work, saw a package addressed to his wife on the front porch and brought it inside, putting it on a table.

Suddenly, police with guns drawn kicked in the door and stormed in, shooting to death the couple's two dogs and seizing the unopened package.

In it were 32 pounds of marijuana. But the drugs evidently didn't belong to the couple.

Police say the couple appeared to be innocent victims of a scheme by two men to smuggle millions of dollars worth of marijuana by having it delivered to about a half-dozen unsuspecting recipients.

The two men under arrest include a FedEx deliveryman; investigators said the deliveryman would drop off a package outside a home, and the other man would come by a short time later and pick it up.

A furious Calvo said Thursday that he and his wife, Trinity Tomsic, are asking the U.S. Justice Department to investigate the July 29 raid.

''Trinity was an innocent victim and random victim,'' Calvo said outside his two-story, red-brick house in this middle-class Washington suburb of about 3,000 people. ''We were harmed by the very people who took an oath to protect us.''

Calvo insisted the couple's two black Labradors were gentle creatures and said police apparently killed them ''for sport,'' gunning down one of them as it was running away.

''Our dogs were our children,'' said the 37-year-old Calvo. ''They were the reason we bought this house because it had a big yard for them to run in.''

The mayor, who was changing his clothes when police burst in, also complained that he was handcuffed in his boxer shorts for about two hours along with his mother-in-law, and said the officers didn't believe him when he told them he was the mayor. No charges were brought against Calvo or his wife, who came home in the middle of the raid.

Prince George's County Police Chief Melvin High said Wednesday that Calvo and his family were ''most likely ... innocent victims,'' but he would not rule out their involvement, and he defended the way the raid was conducted. He and other officials did not apologize for killing the dogs, saying the officers felt threatened.

Police announced Wednesday they had arrested two men suspected in a plot to smuggle 417 pounds of marijuana, and seized a total of $3.6 million in pot. Investigators said the package that arrived on Calvo's porch had been sent from Los Angeles via FedEx, and they had been tracking it ever since it drew the attention of a drug-sniffing dog in Arizona.

Police intercepted it in Maryland, and an undercover detective posing as a deliveryman took it to the Calvo home.

Calvo's defenders -- including the Berwyn Heights police chief, who said his department should have been alerted ahead of time -- said police had no right to enter the home without knocking.

But officials insisted they acted within the law, saying the operation was compromised when Calvo's mother-in-law saw officers approaching the house and screamed. That could have given someone time to grab a gun or destroy evidence, authorities said.

Neighbors in Berwyn Heights, which Calvo described as ''Mayberry inside the Capital Beltway,'' have rallied around the couple. On Sunday night, supporters gathered on a ballfield to pay tribute to the family and the dogs. A banner on the wooden fence around Calvo's yard read, ''Cheye and Trinity, We support you, Friends and Citizens of Berwyn Heights.'' Around it were dozens of handwritten messages from supporters.

In addition to being the part-time mayor, Calvo works at a nonprofit foundation that runs boarding schools. His wife is a state finance officer.

''When all of this happened I was flabbergasted,'' said next-door neighbor Edward Alexander. ''I was completely stunned because those dogs didn't hurt anybody. They barely bark.''

The case is the latest embarrassment for Prince George's County law enforcement. A former police officer was sentenced in May to 45 years in prison for shooting two furniture deliverymen at his home last year, one of them fatally. He claimed that they attacked him. In June, a suspect jailed in the death of a police officer was found strangled in his cell.

Calvo said he was astonished that police have not only failed to apologize, but declined to clear the couple's names.

His wife spoke through tears as she described an encounter with a girl who used to see the couple walking their dogs.

''She gave me a big hug and she said, `If the police shot your dogs dead and did this to you, how can I trust them?''' Tomsic said. ''I don't want people to feel like that. I just want them to be proud of our police and proud to live in Prince George's County.''

Holy fucking shit. Where to start? For one, I love the justification that they had to start shooting shit up when the old lady screamed, because someone might get a gun or destroy evidence. First of all, does anyone seriously think it's excusable to start shooting because someone might destroy some weed that could be used to lock them up? FUcking-a, let it go, man. Now, if granny may have been getting a gun, then maybe the cops need to draw theirs. But there's no fucking need to shoot the dogs.

It is really fucking scary how out of control the war on drugs has gotten. They took something that is marginally harmful, made it illegal, and then decided that, because it's illegal, any and all means are justified to stop it's spread.

And if a cop delivered it, why didn't they document what he delivered, then video tape the delivery and the pick up. Seems to me that gets you your evidence. I know, it takes out all the fun since no one gets to go in with guns a-blazing.

To top it off, the police chief is named Melvin High? Seriously? That may be my new screen name.

Lastly, Larry, I don't know how I missed this the first time around, but you're an idiot. Can't you buy weed whereever it is you have moved to? No need to risk charges that will certainly be construed as smuggling or intent to distribute. Take a few j's in the car, eat them if you get pulled. Buy more at destination. What's the worsth that happens under that plan? You don't get stoned for a few weeks while you look for more. What's the worst that could've happened under your plan? Probably about a year in prison. I guess all's well that ends well, but re-evaluate your priorities, man. Pot's not addictive, but you sure provide a good case for the people who claim it is.

[mdblows]

Wait a fucking second. 3,600,00/417=8,366$ What the fuck? Sounds like bullshit police overestimation to me

[Nathan Explosion]

Wait a fucking second. 3,600,00/417=8,366$ What the fuck? Sounds like bullshit police overestimation to me

You need to check your maths. 3.6 mill/417 is $8633. Comes out to about $20 a gram, which is a somewhat valid pricepoint, but not for this quantity.

[mdblows]

You need to check your maths. 3.6 mill/417 is $8633. Comes out to about $20 a gram, which is a somewhat valid pricepoint, but not for this quantity.

Dyslexia on my part FTW. My point was that no one pays 8633 for an entire pound. Certainly it comes out to that if sold gram by gram, or eighth by eighth, but there's no dealer selling an 8633 dollar pound.

[whiteroomaddict]

where are you driving? afghanistan? moving to Darfur for the winter? thats a lotta firearms to be toting around in your miata? just keep the package light and airtight, ground mail, maybe buy a pack of cigs, roll a bunch of hippie sticks, put it back in the pack, try your best to seal it up, and a birthday card or something, dont stress, there are bigger problems in the mail than a little nugent staying within the country

[Brocktoon]

Couldn't stomach reading this whole thread, and someone has probably already made this point, but this whole enterprise just miserably fails the risk/benefit analysis. You're going to risk transporting a fucking eighth oz. of weed across state lines? To what benefit? How long does an eighth last you? How bad do you need to get high where you're going during the relatively brief period the dop will last? Have you considered the potential ramifications of getting caught?

Think how fucking stupid you'll feel if you end up getting busted moving an eigth in interstate commerce.