How do I hate thee ESPN?, let us count the ways

**Benny Profane** · 11-06-2014, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I think this concussion thing is worse than we thought.

If they don't get in front of this thing, it could mean the death of football in this country. It's starting to happen at the high school level.

**MMP** · 11-12-2014, 12:36 PM

Daniel Tosh did not take kindly to his web redemption segment being ripped by ESPN, so he countered. Video I cant seem to embed.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...mming-national

**BmillsSkier** · 11-12-2014, 12:48 PM

^^^
That was fucking great.

"ESPN wants to kill your kids... Science!"

Daniel hit them all when breaking down sportscenter: fellating the SEC, Manzel, LeBron, and the NFL. Kudos!

**stuckathuntermtn** · 11-12-2014, 12:54 PM

"ESPN loves killing kids, it's science."
People who pay attention to Sports Center are boring. Go away.

Dammit, Bmills got it first. Good job, guy

**MMP** · 11-12-2014, 12:55 PM

They're whiffing on 100% of their jokes!

**BmillsSkier** · 11-12-2014, 12:55 PM

Stuck: Don't worry about it, it was good enough to hear twice.

**SkiCougar** · 11-13-2014, 03:02 PM

the final four in college football.

that's all espn cares about anymore in college football terms.

Colorado state is having a helluva year but you wouldn't know it watching espn.

and they're freaking idiots by continuing this all final four talk as in about a month, they're going to have 2 weeks of bowls they want you to watch and you're not going to because they never covered any team that's going to play in those bowls.

**BmillsSkier** · 01-22-2015, 07:42 PM

I guess the TMZspn is good for a laugh every now and then. Saw this on the faceplace feed. Looks like some college football analyst was checking out something else before sending out this tweet.

Sweet cut and paste skills brah!

**smmokan** · 04-27-2015, 07:50 AM

ESPN has hit a new low.... video game competitions. Holy shit, you can't make this up.

**Altaholic** · 04-27-2015, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by smmokan

ESPN has hit a new low.... video game competitions. Holy shit, you can't make this up.

Don't watch cable television that much & that was the first thing I saw this morning when I did turn it the television on. Lazy Americans sitting on their asses. So glad I cut the cable cord. Maybe if these video game comps go off, maybe less people will be skiing.

**BmillsSkier** · 07-11-2015, 02:26 PM

While not as stupid as televised video game competitions, I found this to be a hilarious low note for the 'sports network':

The Sportscience of Cornhole

Don't get me wrong, I love a game of cornhole at a BBQ, but it's a game that is played with a beer in one hand. What's there to 'break down' espn? How poor the arc on your toss gets after the 6th Budweiser?

**smmokan** · 07-12-2015, 04:04 PM

Speaking of ESPN.... fuck Adam Schefter. That guy needs a swift kick to the nuts.

**old goat** · 07-12-2015, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

While not as stupid as televised video game competitions, I found this to be a hilarious low note for the 'sports network':

The Sportscience of Cornhole

Don't get me wrong, I love a game of cornhole at a BBQ, but it's a game that is played with a beer in both hands. What's there to 'break down' espn? How poor the arc on your toss gets after the 6th Budweiser?

fify

**BmillsSkier** · 07-12-2015, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

fify

Truth. Your partner has to play at some point too.

**BmillsSkier** · 07-23-2015, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by smmokan

ESPN has hit a new low.... video game competitions. Holy shit, you can't make this up.

Worse. They're now testing for PEDs in their video game league. Who the fuck has a video game league, and who gives a shit if they're doing drugs, performance enhancing or otherwise. They're tools in their mothers' basements fer fucks sake. And TMZspn reports on this?
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13308968
Can't make it up indeed.

**legallyillegal** · 07-25-2015, 02:50 AM

do you have any idea just how much money is involved in video game leagues?

**BmillsSkier** · 07-25-2015, 08:58 AM

I once won $100 on Golden Tee, is it anything like that?

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 07-25-2015, 09:10 AM

Colin cowherd fired after making offensive remarks about Dominicans being dumb. "I don't think baseball is too difficult to understand and play. Look, 1/3 of the league is dominicans"

d'oh! To be fair I don't know how these guys are expected to bloviate live on air for 5hrs a day without sticking their foot in their mouths eventually

**montanaskier** · 07-26-2015, 01:05 PM

He wasn't really fired. He was leaving anyway but after the remarks they decided to not let him finish the show. He'll get a few months paid vacation now. He didn't say anything that bad, imo, just stated that the DR isn't known for its high academics vs some other places.

**iceman** · 07-26-2015, 02:29 PM

If he was leaving that must mean he has another job lined up, which means someone hired that douche again.

The mind boggles.

**HansJob** · 07-26-2015, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

If he was leaving that must mean he has another job lined up, which means someone hired that douche again.

The mind boggles.

O si.

**montanaskier** · 07-26-2015, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

If he was leaving that must mean he has another job lined up, which means someone hired that douche again.

The mind boggles.

He has been hired by Fox Sports. Radio show and TV. New contract is allegedly north of 6mil per. He had one of the highest rated shows on ESPN.

**iceman** · 07-26-2015, 06:40 PM

Meanwhile Van Peazey gets no play.

**Supermoon** · 07-27-2015, 12:27 AM

Ortiz hits his second homer of the game for a career high 7 RBIs, get a curtain call, and all the announcers do is talk about how they almost caught it, then spend the next twenty minutes talking to the guy next to them who dropped it.

Newsflash, nobody gives a shit about you guys.