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Thread: How do I hate thee ESPN?, let us count the ways

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    how does bayless have that job? or any job? the bit about him lying about leading his team to the state championship or whatever barely caused a ruffle. he's pure torture to listen to.
    X2. cannot listen to him


    I do like Colin Cowherd in the AM. his voice is grindy but his views are usually spot on.
    Click. Point. Chute.

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    I've never heard S A Smith quiet for that long in his life. I grew up in Dallas where he got his start and pretty much everyone down there hates him. He called himself the Howard Cossell of his generation LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flexon Phil View Post
    I do like Colin Cowherd in the AM. his voice is grindy but his views are usually spot on.
    Yeah I like Cowherd on the radio too. Hes sorta like Jim Rome, both professional radio guys who usually has a good take on things if you can tolerate the attitude.
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    But where is he going to get 10 gallons of crisco, a real doll, 14 japanese virgins, a box of strawberrys, a bottle of old harpers, 12 and a half mangum condoms and some rubber gloves at this time of night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski to Be View Post
    I've never heard S A Smith quiet for that long in his life. I grew up in Dallas where he got his start and pretty much everyone down there hates him. He called himself the Howard Cossell of his generation LOL
    bayless makes him look like a genius by comparison.

    i liked cowherd better when he was in portland. his ego is getting the better of him.. he also does a lot better when he sticks to sports instead of opining about politics and socioeconomic shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    ...he also does a lot better when he sticks to sports instead of opining about politics and socioeconomic shit.
    I guess you could say that about a lot of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    <white noise>
    i feel like dian fossey. poor little gorilla trying to communicate and nobody understands. such a sad story. maybe i'll write a book about it.

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    Pretty stoked I bug you that much, guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    <white noise>.

    i'll get my crack team of scientists to develop some hand signals that monkey can type on a keyboard. maybe we can have a breakthrough that way. i need a name for my little monkey. hmmmmmmmmm.....

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    i've got it! mugly, named after the world's ugliest dog!


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    Keep ignoring me , you're doing a great job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I guess you could say that about a lot of people.

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    I'm just going to preemptively say that Chris Berman is going to make watching the Home Run Derby on Monday unbearable with the sound on.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    ESPN is trying to ruin watching Tennis Majors for us aren't they?

    The NFL network tonight [that happens to be named ESPN] choked down a 45 second piece on Andy Roddick announcing his retirement.

    They did get one thing right though:

    They named Brooklyn Decker as his final, grand achievement.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    their college football team sucks

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    They named Brooklyn Decker as his final, grand achievement.
    who knew Bmills had a fetish for hot libdope celebrity environmentalists?

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    How about the $8 or so dollars it adds to my cable bill every month.
    It should be a premium channel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    ESPN is trying to ruin watching Tennis Majors for us aren't they?

    The NFL network tonight [that happens to be named ESPN] choked down a 45 second piece on Andy Roddick announcing his retirement.

    They did get one thing right though:

    They named Brooklyn Decker as his final, grand achievement.
    It's a fucking disgrace.

    This morning's coverage of 2 of the best matches all tourney consisted of a total of 3 shots, followed by a 10 min fluff piece with Amare Stoudemire shooting hoops while talking about his injured hand, Jeremy Lin, and working with Hakeem.

    I get angry every time I watch.

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    Yes ESPN sucks, but this made me LOL a little bit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Finstock View Post
    Yes ESPN sucks, but this made me LOL a little bit.

    They spent a good amount of time talking about this during sportscenter today too.

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    Shouldve been in lord of the rings.
    Startling.

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    Stephen A. Smith Is A Fucking Moron

    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Sportscenter spent more time covering the Giants-Bucs last minute "controversy" than they did covering any one of the actual games. What a fucking joke.

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    Definitely not a fan of his.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    their college football team sucks



    who knew Bmills had a fetish for hot libdope celebrity environmentalists?
    Just another layer to my onion.


    Anyone notice Chucky spent approximately 40 minutes during MNF complaining about the scab refs? It's not like there were other big stories going on at the time like, say, their golden boy Peyton throwing 3 picks in the first quarter...

    Yeah, we get it, they're replacement refs and they're getting adjusted. If they took too long to make a call Chucky bitched, too little deliberation Chucky bitched, Atlanta scored Chucky bitched...
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The NFL draft isn't for another 7+ months.



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    On the bright side they're using Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge" in a promo for some shit or other. Well, about a bar of it.

    Here's the rest:

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