Check Out Our Shop
Page 10 of 32 FirstFirst ... 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 ... LastLast
Results 226 to 250 of 779

Thread: How do I hate thee ESPN?, let us count the ways

  1. #226
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Magically whisked away to...Delaware
    Posts
    3,617
    While ESPN sucks, I do love their commericals. My newest favorite:


    The chef has always been great!
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  2. #227
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    West Shore
    Posts
    2,385
    That has to be one of the best "This is Sportscenter" commercials that they have made. Gets me every time.
    No kick turns
    No mercy

  3. #228
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    The City/Truckee, CA
    Posts
    1,112
    In a positive move for the network, I couldn't be more excited Rachel Nichols is moving on...I wanted to cunt punch her during every single one of her segments.
    "I do look like the Arrow shirt man, I did lace up my skates professionally, and I did do a fabulous job finishing my muffin."

  4. #229
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    AK
    Posts
    937
    Quote Originally Posted by grubbers View Post
    That has to be one of the best "This is Sportscenter" commercials that they have made. Gets me every time.
    Still drives me nuts that their hockey based commercials are often their best but that's 30 seconds more hockey than you'll see on Sports center.

  5. #230
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Posts
    750
    Michael Jordan turns 50. All fucking week long.

  6. #231
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Eagle County
    Posts
    12,637
    Again, they talk about and drive into the ground, topics that move the dial. Jordan still gets ratings.
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

  7. #232
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Posts
    750
    Joe Lunardi. Nice rug doucehbag.

  8. #233
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    6,912
    So when did ESPN become CNN, Fox News, MSNBC?? Turned to catch up on sports the day of the Boston marathon bombing and thought I had the wrong channel judging by the amount of coverage they were giving it.

  9. #234
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Three-O-Three
    Posts
    15,673
    Look at the plus side, Tom... at least you didn't have to watch Mel Kiper, Stephen A Smith, or Skip Bayless.

  10. #235
    Hugh Conway Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by PappaG View Post
    So when did ESPN become CNN, Fox News, MSNBC?? Turned to catch up on sports the day of the Boston marathon bombing and thought I had the wrong channel judging by the amount of coverage they were giving it.
    Didja catch the "ESPN Update" ticker during the baseball game? Where they helpfully informed us that the Red Sox game was over an hour before the bombing and gave us it's position relative to the bombing site.

  11. #236
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    6,912
    It was almost worse than the random day I tuned in a couple weeks back and had 13 analysts argue over who was the better center ... from four DIFFERENT sports. It was the retard olympics listening to these asshats decide between Wilt, Wayne, and Willie.

  12. #237
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ne pennsylvania
    Posts
    5,076
    Quote Originally Posted by cranked View Post
    In a positive move for the network, I couldn't be more excited Rachel Nichols is moving on...I wanted to cunt punch her during every single one of her segments.
    ha, thanks, i nearly covered my monitor with my tuna sandwich.

  13. #238
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    37,177
    I just heard ESPN blame the Jets for Tebow's media circus that had a part in his marketability problems.

    The sane voice in the discussion? Stephen A. Smith ferpetesske.

    I'm no Tebow-mania fan but ESPN claiming no role in the circus is hilarious.
    I still call it The Jake.

  14. #239
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    boy's club
    Posts
    900
    chris broussard's comments on that one dude in the nba who likes dudes. smh.

  15. #240
    WWCD's Avatar
    WWCD is online now Non Threating Male Friend
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Cameron Indoor Stadium
    Posts
    1,373
    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I just heard ESPN blame the Jets for Tebow's media circus that had a part in his marketability problems.

    The sane voice in the discussion? Stephen A. Smith ferpetesske.

    I'm no Tebow-mania fan but ESPN claiming no role in the circus is hilarious.
    The only thing worse would be them blaming Lebron for the media circus shit show surrounding his decision.

  16. #241
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    37,177
    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    The only thing worse would be them blaming Lebron for the media circus shit show surrounding his decision.
    You mean "THE DECISION....BROUGHT TO YOU BY ESPN"?

    Too true.
    I still call it The Jake.

  17. #242
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    37,177
    Had the AM dial on scan this morning on the way in and during the 15 second pause on the ESPN station I got to hear Stephen A Smith talk race on the Tiger-Sergio controversy. I made the switch to pop hits of the 80s then and there.
    I still call it The Jake.

  18. #243
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Estes Park
    Posts
    834
    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Had the AM dial on scan this morning on the way in and during the 15 second pause on the ESPN station I got to hear Stephen A Smith talk race on the Tiger-Sergio controversy. I made the switch to pop hits of the 80s then and there.
    Not that I ever agree or listen to much of anything Stephen A Smith says (and I didn't hear his comments on this) but I did find Sergio's comments to be a little on the racist side...

  19. #244
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    37,177
    Quote Originally Posted by rmnpsplitter View Post
    Not that I ever agree or listen to much of anything Stephen A Smith says (and I didn't hear his comments on this) but I did find Sergio's comments to be a little on the racist side...
    Oh, no doubt about his comment - truly boneheaded. It was Stephen A screaming about race and golf for 15 straight seconds without pause that was really offensive. At that time in the morning at least.
    I still call it The Jake.

  20. #245
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Three-O-Three
    Posts
    15,673
    I've decided that ESPN is nothing more than an instigating tattle-tale, much like the kid in elementary school that no one likes. They report "news" that doesn't matter, but riles people up, simply to give their "experts" something to argue about. Virtually every single show on their network has become unwatchable, other than the actual college football games.

    Whoever thinks having Aaron Boone analyze and call baseball games is a good idea is a fucking moron, too.

  21. #246
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Estes Park
    Posts
    834
    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Oh, no doubt about his comment - truly boneheaded. It was Stephen A screaming about race and golf for 15 straight seconds without pause that was really offensive. At that time in the morning at least.
    Ha I hear ya. The guy tries to make more of an issue out of it than it usually is. Such is "sports journalism" to some degree.

  22. #247
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Posts
    750
    4 letter laying off up to 400 staffers?

    http://deadspin.com/source-espn-layi...reds-509043249

    Unfortunately Screamin A & Skip Bayless were spared.

  23. #248
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    20,162
    It's kinda like MTV. Used to be good when it was music but now it's just entertainment.

  24. #249
    Hugh Conway Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Finstock View Post
    4 letter laying off up to 400 staffers?

    http://deadspin.com/source-espn-layi...reds-509043249

    Unfortunately Screamin A & Skip Bayless were spared.
    They have 7,000 employees? What the fuck do they do? All ESPN is is Sportscenter, some talking asshats, and useless feeds.

  25. #250
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Posts
    750
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    They have 7,000 employees? What the fuck do they do? All ESPN is is Sportscenter, some talking asshats, and useless feeds.
    Follow Kobe on Twittduh.

Similar Threads

  1. Let me count the ways my Smith Variant sucks
    By robokill1981 in forum Tech Talk
    Replies: 44
    Last Post: 01-04-2010, 10:46 PM
  2. Burton Promotes Poaching @ DV, MRG, Taos, Alta
    By Sinecure in forum General Ski / Snowboard Discussion
    Replies: 112
    Last Post: 06-18-2008, 03:40 PM
  3. Colts = Cheaters???
    By Boomer28 in forum The Padded Room
    Replies: 73
    Last Post: 11-07-2007, 11:41 PM
  4. How do you count resorts?
    By paedde in forum General Ski / Snowboard Discussion
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 04-02-2007, 06:14 AM
  5. Utards :: Housewarming Party
    By jayfrizzo in forum TGR Forum Archives
    Replies: 36
    Last Post: 11-12-2003, 07:00 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •