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  1. 03-25-2008, 12:10 PM #1
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    Paging the mighty and wise Reverend Floater

    Your profound words are needed.

    pm me or email me.

    Looking for that fantastic quote from years ago about the snow/the pews/the Holy Water, etc....
    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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  2. 03-25-2008, 01:37 PM #2
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    I think he is out of internet range for a couple of more days. I don't think he gets back from his Canadian backcountry trip till Sunday.
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    ah - thanks!

    If anyone happens to have held on to that cool quote, can you post it here?

    It's for a very, very good cause.
    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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    "Snow is holy water, faceshots are communion, lifts are pews, the wind is your preacher, and lord knows the mountain is the best church ever built." The Reverend Floater
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    Quote Originally Posted by NashBoarder View Post
    "Snow is holy water, faceshots are communion, lifts are pews, the wind is your preacher, and lord knows the mountain is the best church ever built." The Reverend Floater
    that is the one I found when i searched as well. Anyone know for sure that it is accurate? God knows people have been misquoted before.

    In any case, the version above is pretty damn good.

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  6. 03-30-2008, 03:34 PM #6
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    My memory ain't what it used to be but that looks right to me. PM sent, LPH/WSD.
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    Can someone give me a link to the Stormtrooper thread, I want a laugh.
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    Hah my god fearing friends look at me cross eyed when I tell em I was in church yesterday.

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    His relationship advice is even better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky View Post
    Can someone give me a link to the Stormtrooper thread, I want a laugh.
    It's like 150 posts into the Raps Asspen thread in the PR. Pretty sure that thread is in the HoF forum too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightRanger View Post
    It's like 150 posts into the Raps Asspen thread in the PR. Pretty sure that thread is in the HoF forum too.
    Keywords in the post: "Steve" and "droids".
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    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...99#post1641199

    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    My advice is to not push the envelope--shove that shit. Keep doing freakier and freakier stuff until she bails. I.e. start by sticking a finger in her butt during sex (if you haven't already, shame on you), then do it again but stick it in her mouth afterwards. Next time, paint your willy up into a storm trooper with white out and shit. When she pulls it out, yell "that's the droid your looking for!" The next time, put the storm trooper in her Death Star and shout "It's a trap! The forcefield is still up!" Eventually grauduate to calling her Steve as you try and put everything within arm's reach into her brown lounge. Why, you ask? Because when she explain's to her friends why she's not into you anymore, they'll be DYING to sample the circus, themselves. Not to mention the sweet Star Wars nicknames you'll get around town.
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