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    sucking boob.

    When enjoying a nice helping of sweater meat, do you go full boob suck, just nip, or side boob? And when munching on the old hot box, do you ever try to send Morse code or do the alphabet game?
    "If it had taken any effort I wouldn't have done it at all. I mean it. I wouldn't have done anything" - B. Kelso

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    Explain what in the hell the "alphabet game" is and I may be able to tell you.
    "She loved snow...That was the simple objective, being airborne, up longer, higher, more casually and with more fuckoff elegance than anyone else...Such endeavours require a kind of egotism, a near autistic narrowness. Everything conspires against you, the habits of physics, the impulse to flee and you're weighted down by every dollop of commonsense ever dished up. Everyone will tell you your goal is impossible, pointless, stupid, wasteful. This idiot resolve is all you have."
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    I occasionally go alphabet. Not a bad technique, especially when you are versed in the sensual art of calligraphy.

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    Alphabet is my preferred game. It works and on nights i'm really tired it keeps me entertained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie_ripper View Post
    Explain what in the hell the "alphabet game" is and I may be able to tell you.

    You've never seen/heard Sam Kinneson's comedy routine?

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    More T, more T!!

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    You lick the alphabet.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    Without pictures, ney, without video, this thread is worthless!
    Sucks at internets

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    Someone should tell Nanuq that sucking his own man-teats doesn't count.
    [quote][//quote]

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    Oh, now you've done it.
    He's going to now respond by calling you "slick" or "cupcake" and degrade you on your supposed community college education.
    Prepare to get your feelings hurt.

    Edit: Alphabet.

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    My community college education was second to none, so he can suck it (get it?).
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    Dearest train, your eloquence and statement touched me in ways I never thought possible from another man. It is obvious and clear you hold a degree of empathy and intelligence second to none on this forum, nay, in this world. I stand before you in awe and humble in your insight.
    "If it had taken any effort I wouldn't have done it at all. I mean it. I wouldn't have done anything" - B. Kelso

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