Crackhouse2 "Loaf Shout Out"

**drugged_monkey** · 05-17-2004, 01:37 PM

I'm headed out to the Super Walmart later this week and would love to know how much pudding to buy. I'd also like to know how much plastic sheeting to hang (I don't want to waste good corpse wrapping material if it's not needed). So I guess RSVPeeing all over this thread would help me out.

The current plan is to ski A-basin in the morning. Then the plan is to drive at high speeds naked down I-70 with novelty manequins and shaving kits (courtesy of BobMc). From there we'll place our one call and hopefully head to my place. Once there we'll listen to the best of the Lawrence Welk show and burn meaty things in my "Meaty Things Cooking Device". Then we'll drink to a dangerous degree and take out some pent up aggression on a ceiling and two walls.

To give everybody a chance to "rub-one-off" err... I mean shower let's plan to meet at my place around 7:00. That'll give me some time to finish up my body painting. The party ends when you collapse or are poured into a cab. I'll have enough redbull and Vodka on hand to summon the ghost of the Last Unicorn (which incidentally we'll be projecting on the walls, screw ski movies). I hope this is making sense.

I could use some help getting a few things for the party. They are as follows:

1. A terrified tattooed Disney theme park employee, living a lie, waiting for the house of cards to fall.

I guess that's really it. The pressure must be unreal.

If you need directions to the party send me a PM. I hope to party with a lot of you kids. Let's create a night we'll never be able to remember.

**Woodsy** · 05-17-2004, 01:51 PM

From Salt Lake City on 05/22/04 to Denver on 05/22/04
From Denver on 05/24/04 to Salt Lake City on 05/24/04

Service From To Departs Arrives Accommodations

6
Salt Lake City Denver 05/22/04
4:06am 05/22/04
7:18pm Reserved Coach
5
Denver Salt Lake City 05/24/04
8:20am 05/24/04
11:47pm Reserved Coach

Rail Fare: $ 203.50
Accommodations Price: $

**Ubersheist** · 05-17-2004, 02:03 PM

This is how I originally read the statement:

Originally posted by drugged_monkey
Then we'll drink to a dangerous decree and take out some pent up aggression on a ceiling and two walls.

That would be fun, too....

"Here's a toast to all the psycho women I've ever dated. May I date many more, as they are the staff of life! Now that we've all got our swerves on, let's fire up the power tools!"

**drugged_monkey** · 05-17-2004, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
From Salt Lake City on 05/22/04 to Denver on 05/22/04
From Denver on 05/24/04 to Salt Lake City on 05/24/04

Noice!!

**Crinkle** · 05-17-2004, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Ubersheist
the staff of life!

Is that what you call "it"?

uh DM, I'm in, but you knew that already, psychic.

A basin car pool anyone?

**iskibc** · 05-17-2004, 02:40 PM

http://tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

**Barnballs** · 05-17-2004, 02:45 PM

Barnballs + JDbasin + 3 Civilians (..if of course we have tribal support..)

**CantDog** · 05-17-2004, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
From Salt Lake City on 05/22/04 to Denver on 05/22/04
From Denver on 05/24/04 to Salt Lake City on 05/24/04

Service From To Departs Arrives Accommodations

6
Salt Lake City Denver 05/22/04
4:06am 05/22/04
7:18pm Reserved Coach
5
Denver Salt Lake City 05/24/04
8:20am 05/24/04
11:47pm Reserved Coach

Rail Fare: $ 203.50
Accommodations Price: $

I hope thats a train not a bus. But if it is a bus, good luck.

**EPSkis** · 05-17-2004, 03:07 PM

Just did a hypothetical pricing test:

Baltimore to Reno by bus: $226 & 4 travel days.

Baltimore to Reno by plane: $223 & 2 travel days.

"There's something about a train......"

......That doesn't make much sense.

Isn't this why we did so much research on air travel?

**gonzo** · 05-17-2004, 03:16 PM

i wish i could see the face of that disney employee when he meets you guys...

**Arty50** · 05-17-2004, 03:29 PM

Yo, monkey!

Can you tell md9 I found his long lost twin (Jackie Greene)...
http://www.jackie-greene.com/images/photos/michigan.gif

And he's friends with BB...
http://www.jackie-greene.com/images/...jackie_web.gif

**Crinkle** · 05-17-2004, 03:38 PM

http://www.disneytattooguy.com/georgeinfo.htm

holy poo!!!

http://www.disneytattooguy.com/pics/...ures%20152.jpg

**Idris** · 05-17-2004, 03:48 PM

£^&R$^&*^)(Y*&( entry to USA not allowed before 1/6/04 for visa reasons ^$*^$&^$£&£"$%"&^%$

**drugged_monkey** · 05-17-2004, 04:41 PM

The definite list so far:

GT40
Meats + 3 civilians + 1 "hot lady"
woodsy
crinkle + mrs
iskibc + mrs + friend
barnballs
jdabasin + 3 civilians (friends are welcome)

3o3 + (mrs?)
The Dude + knuckledragger
md9 + mrs
hev
3 md9 civilian buddies (just moved down from vail)
Frozen + mrs + civilian
board + co
foggy goggles
nopainnojane
Pals of the Mrs

Possibles:

ireallyliketoski
buzzworthy

a ton of others who have yet to RSVP from the old thread....

Utards, GT mentioned in the old thread he's got room for other roadtrippers.

The luge:

http://www.thefutureofamerica.com/im...896%20copy.JPG

Arty, that dude's got the slits for eyes, the tiny nose, and monster lips, but where's the mullet?

**iskibc** · 05-17-2004, 04:50 PM

my wife wants to come, but I don't think she knows what she is getting herself into.

**3o3** · 05-17-2004, 07:00 PM

I'll be at the house de Crack, but I'm NOT sharing my Percocet, so don't even ask!
I'll need a brick or something heavy that I can throw at the wall from a seated position, please.

**CantDog** · 05-17-2004, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by EPSkis
Just did a hypothetical pricing test:

Baltimore to Reno by bus: $226 & 4 travel days.

Baltimore to Reno by plane: $223 & 2 travel days.

"There's something about a train......"

......That doesn't make much sense.

Isn't this why we did so much research on air travel?

Yeah buses arent that cheap considering how unbelivably crappy they are. If you buy a week in advance they are less, but still not that great(slc to bozeman was 100 bucks RT). Bus travel isn't exactly fun, but can be "interesting". Trust me.

Oh, and what exactly are we looking at here? http://www.disneytattooguy.com/pics/...ures%20149.jpg

10 bucks says the guy is a child molester

**Arty50** · 05-17-2004, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by 3o3
[BI'll need a brick or something heavy that I can throw at the wall from a seated position, please. [/B]

Find a good rock. Bricks can break. Rocks are reusable.

**The Dude** · 05-17-2004, 08:00 PM

DM,

I'll be there and I'm definitely up for A-Basin earlier in the day. I might be bringing another knuckledragger with me as well.

Dude

**snowfire** · 05-18-2004, 08:43 AM

I won't be around this weekend, flying back to MN for a friend's wedding, but if anyone needs comps I think SummitCo1776 still has a couple of the comps I donated from last time. I'm not sure, but you could give him a shout out if they're needed.

**Ireallyliketoski2** · 05-18-2004, 11:34 AM

Hoping I'll be able to stop by the party later on, won't be skiing at A-basin that morning. prizzops to mizzzill deezzee for the orgainizzization on thisniz.

**jdabasin** · 05-18-2004, 12:52 PM

those 3 civilians Barnballs is referring to just may have really nice breasts as well.

I'm in fo sho. Maybe I should bring some magic brownies?

**iskibc** · 05-18-2004, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by jdabasin
those 3 civilians Barnballs is referring to just may have really nice breasts as well.

"may" have nice breasts? So, sometimes they have nice breasts and other times they don't?

Either way, they will be horrified by the end of the night!

**jdabasin** · 05-18-2004, 01:09 PM

depends on the bra.

and yes, I'm worried about the repulsion threshold and how long they will last.

**Buzzworthy** · 05-18-2004, 01:18 PM

Should I or shouldn't I.

All I gots is the weekend, so if I headed out, it is drive Sat morn, drive back Sunday once my head stops spinning.

Buzzworthy needs convincing. Gimme your best shot.