cue lemonboy's chairlift pic from 2007 Corn Harvest.....
a picture is worth a thousand pickup lines
cue lemonboy's chairlift pic from 2007 Corn Harvest.....
a picture is worth a thousand pickup lines
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
I'll show you a whole new meaning to the term "lange bang".
I would like to take you home and lick your vagina for several hours
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I ski by again?
So can I put my Jong in your Gaper?
^^ That doesn't make sense.
yes - that
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
no - that.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
"Yeah, sure I'm a douchebag.... But I have a trust fund!"
Leave No Turn Unstoned!
Say; Happy Valentines Day. So you like Alta? Great...whatever…I need another wife, I only have six.
I'd save any pickup lines for tomorrow. It is probably the #1 mountain town girl rotation day of the year.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Wanna see my shrinkage?
Bump for Valentine's day!
You're under arrest.
this one might work in deer valley or vail:
does your bogner one piece have mirrors on it, because i see myself in your pants.
Top of the Food Chain for White Trash America
I like my women like my ski boots. Tight and rear entry!
I like my women like my skis, freshly waxed.
Sprock out like you mean it
Wanna go halves on a grom?
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