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  1. 02-14-2008, 12:54 PM #51
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    cue lemonboy's chairlift pic from 2007 Corn Harvest.....

    a picture is worth a thousand pickup lines
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  2. 02-14-2008, 01:04 PM #52
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    I'll show you a whole new meaning to the term "lange bang".
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    I would like to take you home and lick your vagina for several hours
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    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I ski by again?
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    So can I put my Jong in your Gaper?
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  6. 02-14-2008, 01:29 PM #56
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    ^^ That doesn't make sense.
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  7. 02-14-2008, 01:37 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    ^^ That doesn't make sense.
    exactly, but it sounds kinda dirty...
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  8. 02-14-2008, 02:05 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    cue lemonboy's chairlift pic from 2007 Corn Harvest.....

    a picture is worth a thousand pickup lines
    You mean this?:

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    One of the lady avy forecasters was not shy about giving my prominently displayed manhood a squeeze:


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  9. 02-14-2008, 02:39 PM #59
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    yes - that
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  10. 02-14-2008, 02:57 PM #60
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    no - that.
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  12. 02-14-2008, 03:23 PM #62
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    Hey baby, I got caught riding dirty at Smuggs...

    Quote Originally Posted by DropCliffsNotBombs View Post
    "Yeah, sure I'm a douchebag.... But I have a trust fund!"
    Lets hope for the good of man kind he doesn't have a trust fund and consequently will not reproduce...
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    Say; Happy Valentines Day. So you like Alta? Great...whatever…I need another wife, I only have six.
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    I'd save any pickup lines for tomorrow. It is probably the #1 mountain town girl rotation day of the year.
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  16. 02-14-2008, 03:51 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I'd save any pickup lines for tomorrow. It is probably the #1 mountain town girl rotation day of the year.
    Spoken like a true lawyer, always thinking one step ahead!
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  19. 02-10-2009, 01:49 PM #69
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    this one might work in deer valley or vail:

    does your bogner one piece have mirrors on it, because i see myself in your pants.
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  20. 02-10-2009, 10:01 PM #70
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    I like my women like my skis, freshly waxed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    I'm a ski instructor.
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  23. 02-12-2009, 07:15 PM #73
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  24. 02-12-2009, 07:19 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by ride easy View Post
    If you're a ski patroller, use this as your finishing line on a tourist: "We're not heroes...we just save lives".
    Reminds me of one of my favorites..."being a hero is not an option"
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  25. 02-12-2009, 08:59 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Blue View Post
    I'll show you a whole new meaning to the term "lange bang".
    Classic!
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