Some Retrospective Shit

[jayfrizzo]

I've been poking through my old pics, resizing and printing some, and have found a couple cool ones that I'd like to share with you dorks. They may be lame, but they're better than a lot of the shit that's been slung 'round here of late.

Nearly 2 years ago I got married to a wonderful woman. At the rehearsal one of my groomsmen, one of my best friends, asked me "how did you get her to marry you?" I didn't have a good answer, but I'm constantly stoked she did.

http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...d/christob.jpg

We'd decided to leave NYC after we got married. Before we left my brother came to visit. We had just recently become close, at least in my mind, and this pic is rad because it reminds me of the good time we had and the city I love and it's all P-Diddy Fisheyed out.

http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...nd/nycfish.jpg

So we move to SLC. And a few months later East meets West when Tuffy109 and a couple friends come to visit. Result, MoTown, the baddest boys to ever turn a Mo to a Ho.

http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...and/MoTown.jpg

Last summer I decided to learn to dirt jump. This is the first one I hit. And still I can't get any Utard to come out with me. What a bunch of pooners.

http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...stdirtjump.jpg

As many of you begrudgingly know, I'm jobless and crying about my less-than-fruitful job search. Well, maybe I can get a job as a taxi driver.
http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr.../rand/taxi.jpg

Or I could open a streetside restauraunt and give the Taco Stands a run for their dinero.
http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...iedchicken.jpg

Regardless of what happens, we moved here for better quality of life. So I'm stoked to be living behind the Zion Curtain. For the mountains sure
http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr.../bookends2.jpg

But it's the people that make a place.
http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...gs/mexican.jpg

So....yeah. Utah kicks ass. Not just the maggots, but lots of people I've met. The mags, for sure. But also the old Mormon lady who lived behind us before we moved and still brings our mail over and talks awkwardly but genuinely. The hispanic 16-year-old who looks 12 and is so smooth at dirt jumping he needs to be pro someday. And even the snollerblading family from Minessota who were stoked to be at The Bird on one of the the best pow days this season, even though they could barely get around on those goofy things.

Fukkin A.

[Meat's of Evil]

You called us pooners like its a bad thing. I know all the utards are glad you and your little lady came out west.

[CantDog]

Very well said J, its definately the people that make the place, and the maggots have been a great group of folks.


And your wife has a slammin derriere.

[slim]

Originally posted by jayfrizzo
What a bunch of pooners.

I work with a guy whose last name is Poon. No joke.

[Sublime]

We all call this kid's dad Big Poon. He's the big son of a bitch and the only reason we get away with calling him Big Poon is because he doesn't know what poon means.

[jdabasin]

Originally posted by CantDog

And your wife has a slammin derriere.

sorry bro...but I gots to agree! I think I have a chubby.

[skiguide]

oooh... c'mon.... no more about.com cool people.... where's the love?

[jayfrizzo]

Meats: Anyone who's ridden with me know's I'm a huge pooner myself. Just trying to goad some folks to come huck with me.

Honc and Cant: I had a pic of her face, but didn't want y'all drooling and shorting out yer keyboards...ya pervs .

Liz, apparently you're now a former Abouter yourself. We'll give you plenty of love when you move out here this fall!

J-

[splat]

Jayfrizzo,
Cheers to you, your life, your struggle, your wife, your neighbors, the hills -dry and snowy, and the virtually internet people who are there with you.
Keep the good altitude and it'll all come your way.

edit: sorry, jf, I called you tuffy. it was late, i was blurry. 'nuff said.

[Ski Monkey]

Very nice frizzo. Here's a toast to you, the missus, and the good life. salut!

Mmm....riesling.....tastes good doesn't it?

[Fueltank Jones]

Great thread frizz.

[FNG]

You know, I was half expecting there to be some gay porn in this thread.

[acostiga]

it's a nice ride, isn't it?

are those shots taken with a fish-eye or is that photoshopping?

[bad_roo]

Your wife would have killed you if you'd fisheyed her ass.

[InspectorGadget]

With the utmost respect for yourself and Mrs. Frizzo, she has a very sexy back and shoulders.
http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...d/christob.jpg


Where is that bad-boy dirt jump jay? Is that Parley's Gulch above Tanner park?
http://home.earthlink.net/~jasonmerr...stdirtjump.jpg

I'll come do the baby jumps with you as soon as I'm able - just don't rat me out with the fam. I'm only a couple minutes away, let me know next time you're over there and I will come take some bad photos.

Thanks for the love.




P.S. I love skiguide's avatar, she's purty.

[Baconzoo]

Originally posted by InspectorGadget
With the utmost respect for yourself and Mrs. Frizzo, she has a very sexy back and shoulders.

I agree...

minus my rudeness

[Telenater]

"there's nothing sexier than a half nekkid girl with a nalgene bottle..."

--one of the best and truest statements ever.

JayFrizzo, you lucky dog (on all counts). Hell, I'd even hit that jump.

[jayfrizzo]

Thanks for the props y'all. Now I just gotta find a job so I don't have to retreat back to NYC.

IG -- Thanks for the wife props. You should see her collarbones. Rowr.

Anyhow...that jump's up at I-Street, above the Avenues. Killer place to learn cause they have baby jumps like that all the way up to decent sets of doubles. There are even a couple drops, from 3-13 feet for the hucking crowd. Lots of Full-Suspenders ride there, I'm guessing 'cause the jumps are more mellow than Tanner.

I-Street gets pretty dusty pretty quick, so I ended up riding at Tanner end-of-summer,

Anyhow, would be glad to hit it with ya. phUnk claims he wants to DJ, too.

BZ -- I thought you were only into dudes?

[tuffy109]

Originally posted by splat
Tuffy,
Cheers to you, your life, your struggle, your wife, your neighbors, the hills -dry and snowy, and the virtually internet people who are there with you.
Keep the good altitude and it'll all come your way.

awww, why thank you splat! but i think you meant jay.

[frozenwater]

props to you jay for posting some cool memories. Bigger props for you being such a calm man when .... edited for editing sakes.

[phUnk]

I'm driving right over to Frizzo's house to give him a hug.

Which also means I won't have time to go buy shinpads.

[InspectorGadget]

Originally posted by frozenwater
Bigger props for you being such a calm man when complete assholes are saying crude, offensive and certainly not remotely funny things about your significant other.

Now I feel bad.

I honestly wasn't trying to be an a-hole saying "crude, offensive and certainly not remotely funny things" about Mrs. Frizzo.

Please accept my sincere apology, no offense was intended.

IG

[frozenwater]

I didn't single you out IG. I only singled out one. And truthfully I have no basis for argument here. I can be crude rude and offensive most of the time. However one line I've drawn is that mothers and wife’s are off limits.

Saying that someone’s wife is dazzling, engaging, or stimulating are compliments. Anything else only shows the world that you are crass and have no socially redeemable qualities.

[jayfrizzo]

Originally posted by frozenwater
However one line I've drawn is that mothers and wife’s are off limits.

Except phUnk's mom because she done begot a non-shinpad-buying pooner.

J-

[The AD]

Originally posted by InspectorGadget
With the utmost respect for yourself and Mrs. Frizzo, she has a very sexy back and shoulders

Way better than Britney (see other thread)