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  1. #101
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    I usually can get a feel for someone's personality IQ by asking them how many sides a circle has, who Owsley was, and asking them to finish the following sentence -"Close only counts in......."

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    1) Either infinity or 1.
    2) Bear's Choice of Acid.
    3) Sex.
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    Originally posted by Viva
    On the SAT you score 200 automatically just by taking the damn thing...what's that all about?
    But don't you get dinged some for every wrong answer? Maybe you can theoretically get down to a zero score by answering everything wrong!

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    Ok. I'll try this one splat.
    1. As many as You want it to have.
    2. A guy from kentucky?
    3. Life and Death.
    Yeah, I'm a doofus. I failed that second one.
    Wrecker of dreams.

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    Originally posted by splat
    I usually can get a feel for someone's personality IQ by asking them how many sides a circle has, who Owsley was, and asking them to finish the following sentence -"Close only counts in......."
    The only Owsley I know is a musician, but you use the word "was", so it has to be someone deceased.

    A circle doesn't have "sides". You've stumped me on the "close" thing. Close only counts in relationships, i.e. we're such close friends?
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    Originally posted by splat
    I usually can get a feel for someone's personality IQ by asking them how many sides a circle has, who Owsley was, and asking them to finish the following sentence -"Close only counts in......."
    A. 1
    B. Who? Dead guy.
    C. Hand grenades. I don't play horsehoes.


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    1. 2, inside and outside
    2. DKDC
    3. nuclear war

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    Wow, yogachik and Sandy fare poorly on splat test.

    1. 2 - inside, outside
    2. A chemist of some reknown.
    3. Horseshoes and Hand Greandes.

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    Originally posted by iceman
    Wow, yogachik and Sandy fare poorly on splat test.

    1. 2 - inside, outside
    This seems kind of lame to me. You don't say a square has six sides (the four sides and the inside and outside), so why should you say it about a circle? Is this supposed to show you're "thinking outside the box"....I mean circle?

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    Yeah, what about the left side and the right side? It is all about how you look at it. A person sees only what they want, and so the circle only has as many sides as they want.
    Plus, my circle was filled in.
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    Of course, ice would be closest.

    1.Inside and outside.
    2.Chemist extraordinaire
    3.Nukes and farts

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    Wrecker of dreams.

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    wh... bu... you... aw, nevermind.

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    Originally posted by The AD
    This seems kind of lame to me. You don't say a square has six sides (the four sides and the inside and outside), so why should you say it about a circle? Is this supposed to show you're "thinking outside the box"....I mean circle?
    Super lame. Inside and outside aren't "sides" - you're either in or you're out. I don't get the "nukes and farts" thing. A close nuke? A close fart? huh??? Betcha didn't know my Owsley.

    Guess I failed Splat's test.
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    Originally posted by splat

    1.Inside and outside.
    2.Chemist extraordinaire
    3.Nukes and farts
    I guess it's my own myopic/associative take on the board this week-

    1.Some feel in, some feel out
    2.Some seem to have taken to hallucinations
    3.The effects seem to be radiating and nauseating

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    Damn it Splat! You answered already!
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    1. I guess circles have their upsides and their downsides too, but I'm going with 1.

    2. Owsley was that stupid Owl wearing the professor hat pretending to know how many licks it took to get the center of a tootsie pop.

    3. hobo knife fights

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    Sorry, I was overcome with latent post frenzy................

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    Originally posted by splat
    I usually can get a feel for someone's personality IQ by asking them how many sides a circle has, who Owsley was, and asking them to finish the following sentence -"Close only counts in......."
    Can us stupid people get the multiple choice version please?

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    I had a friend take it for me. She was distracted by a crazy Pakistani restaurant owner who spilled food on it. She said she'll do better next time.
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    I fart in your general direction!

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    Okay, here's something wierd. I've taken this test twice in two days now. Once while shrooming, and tonight while sober. I scored 6 points higher while seeing things.

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    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
    Okay, here's something wierd. I've taken this test twice in two days now. Once while shrooming, and tonight while sober. I scored 6 points higher while seeing things.
    Far as I'm concerned, you win hands-down.
    Even if you have three hands.





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    Originally posted by yogachik
    Betcha didn't know my Owsley.
    The one who sings "Oh No, the Radio", "Coming up Roses", and "Sentmimental Favorite"?
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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