Who here HATES to be last to post on a thread?

[Rasputin]

No, it's entirely too uptight and namby-pamby to use such coarse language there you fuckwad.

[hemas]

This still going on? I though I already killed it...

[Obstruction]

Tough shit bitches http://www.threadsnipe.com

[snow_slider]

Dust of Snow - Robert Frost

The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

[snow_slider]

Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.


I bet those epic guys don't have poetry in their Who's Last thread.

[PaSucks]

Snow Slider thinks he's gonna be last
He thinks his fingers are fast
He soon will be wearing a cast
Because blowing up bee's is a blast

The mailman will call the cops
because a baloon of burning gas SS did drop
SS will pull out a knife,
and say "bitch you better not call my wife!"

[mrryde]

Can someone help me find a thread that i can use to pad my post count?

[bklyn]

I'm winning this. Word.

[MassLiberal]

RISOTTO WITH ASPARAGUS, SUNDRIED
TOMATOES & PORCINI MUSHROOMS

1 lb. asparagus (cut into pieces)
1 1/2 c. arborio rice
2 tbsp. butter
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1/3 c. onion, chopped
12 sundried tomatoes (plumped & sliced) (see hint)
1/4 oz. dried porcini mushrooms (plumped & sliced)
See hint, optional
6-8 fresh mushrooms, sliced (optional)
5 c. stock
1/2 c. dry white wine or additional stock
1/3-1/2 c. pesto sauce
1/4 c. Parmesan cheese
1/2 c. walnut pieces, toasted
Freshly ground black pepper to taste

Hint: To plump sundried tomatoes and porcini mushrooms: Place the sundried tomatoes and the porcini mushrooms each in a separate 1 cup measure, pour boiling water over them just to cover, and allow to plump for 15 minutes. Drain and slice the vegetables, reserving the liquid and adding it to the simmering stock.

Place the stock in a small saucepan and bring to a boil, cover reduce and simmer, adding the drained liquids from the sundried tomatoes and porcini mushrooms. Steam the cut asparagus for 5 minutes. This may be done in a steamer or in the microwave.

In a 4 quart heavy saucepan over moderate heat, melt the butter and add the olive oil, add the chopped onion and saute until translucent. Add the rice and stir with a wooden spoon until coated. Then add the white wine and stir until completely absorbed. Begin to add the stock 1/2 cup at a time, stirring constantly and adding more stock only after all is absorbed.

[YB]

Right now on Tech Talk I've got three "Kills" last posts just sitting there on the front page.

[mrw]

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[bklyn]

I'm winning this. Word.

Skilled in my ninja click
fake net gangstas get off my ...

[A-wreck]

DICK......

[bklyn]

DICK......

A wrecked um and checked um but still can't deflect um
I move forward on the offensive
leaving you on your heels, feeling defensive

[PaSucks]

tracy can't spell her name
which is her only claim to fame
she fights with racists
she shreds the brooklyn gnar
and hucks from afar
but she won't win this thread on TGR

[alpinepronghorn]

[bklyn]

tracy can't spell her name
which is her only claim to fame
she fights with racists
she shreds the brooklyn gnar
and hucks from afar
but she won't win this thread on TGR

Pa Sucks
The name says it all
I came here to keep you in thrall
My lyrical skills, my words prophetic
Check yourself, the spelling is phonetic.

[mrryde]

i feel like chicken tonight

[snowsprite]

When the party is packed, but the people are wack

They don't know how to act always on your back

Say Captain - Say Captain


When you feel like a star, want a drink at the bar

But you can't get far, nobody knows who you are

Say Captain - Say Captain


Life is just too much for you

You just don't know what to do

Can't make it now how no way

This is what you say


Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot

Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot


When your late for work and your boss is a jerk

Starts yelling and screaming till your feelings are hurt

Say Captain - Say Captain


When your bills are high and you're trying to get by

You're about to die but before you cry

Say Captain - Say Captain

[bklyn]

Kung Pao Chicken @ mr ryde's tonight
My rhymes go on and continue to delight

[bigtrubs]

me me me.

[bklyn]

Bad mamma jamma but not today
I rock the last post without delay

[PaSucks]

big trubs is a bad mamma jamma
she smells much nicer than a llama

her tandem jumps excite the boys
her steeze, no one can rival
she likes to watch disney movies like fival

[Nipsey Russell]

When you're rocking on the eastside
When you're rocking on the west
When you rock with us
Don't raise no fuss
'cause you're rocking with the best

[El Chupacabra]

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