Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[~mikey b]

ya

[baron]

last Sunday on little cloud at Snowbird...snow was epic good & a girly snowboarder remarks to her buddy..."lets go to gadzoom, the snow here isn't very good"

[old goat]

I saw a young woman wearing one of these.

[TurxSki]

^^^ big in japan (whatever happened to them)?
Skiers need not apply.

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[AirheadD8]

I saw a young woman wearing one of these.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4...MgbWVtZQ%3D%3D

[ZomblibulaX]

"Are there any like, deep powder areas on this mountain?" Dude was serious. Its 40 and hasn't snowed in two weeks.

[Supermoon]

"Are there any like, deep powder areas on this mountain?" Dude was serious. Its 40 and hasn't snowed in two weeks.

Welllllll...... are there?!?!?

[old goat]

Are you sure the powder he was asking about was snow?

[MakersTeleMark]

Are you sure the powder he was asking about was snow?

I had someone ask me if I knew how to get some "colombian jazz powder" today. No shit.

[Ørion]

^^^ big in japan (whatever happened to them)?
Skiers need not apply.

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You'd think but I have seen skiers wear them a number of times in our beginner area, complete with kneepads.

[ZomblibulaX]

Welllllll...... are there?!?!?

Yup. All the east facing, low altitude chutes just out of bounds are completely untracked because they went straight from "San Juan death trap" to "fried to a crisp".

I had someone ask me if I knew how to get some "colombian jazz powder" today. No shit.

We got a new kid in the shop that gets asked every. single. day. if he can score blow/acid/mushrooms/you name it. I keep telling him that's what he gets for being a scruffy, raft-guide-looking motherfucker. Tourists just know.

[TBS]

^^^ Well, can he?

[ZomblibulaX]

^^^ Well, can he?

[romeo tango]

score blow/acid/mushrooms/you name it..

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classy clientele!

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[ZomblibulaX]

Now that weed's legal, it's just not enough. All the Texans want fent and abortions.

[LukeWright]

^^^ big in japan (whatever happened to them)?
Skiers need not apply.

See them all over for beginner boarders in the PNW. Helpful to know who's about to sit down mid-run without warning.

[JongDoe]

Thanks for the memories. The guy with him at 30 seconds in the first video is Kell.

Not Harwell but one a friend said--"I opened the door and she kissed me right on the lips." "What did you do?" "I stood there like a carrot."

It helps to visualize a tall gawky fiddle player in an bluegrass band.

Here's Harwell calling my favorite Tiger memory. It's imbedded in my mind's eye--it will probably be my last vision as I leave this earth--my "Rosebud" if you will.

Lou Brock running bases like Jeremy Giambi before Giambi was born.

[mogul5480]

I saw a young woman wearing one of these.

A few years ago at a ski-themed school fundraiser my wife put her hair in pigtails, tied an oversized baby Yoda stuffy to her butt and two normal sized ones to her knees. Everyone got the joke, immediately.

I went dressed as the GSA, naturally.

[skaredshtles]

Not a quote - but seen on the Aspen Sundeck:

[JohnF]

Not a quote - but seen on the Aspen Sundeck:

I know, right? Bottled water.

[mtnjam]

I know, right? Bottled water.

The chinaman is not the issue

[EWG]

Not a quote - but seen on the Aspen Sundeck:

Who let you on the Aspen sundeck?

[garyfromterrace]

I had someone ask me if I knew how to get some "colombian jazz powder" today. No shit.

Welllllll...... do you?!?!?

[skaredshtles]

Who let you on the Aspen sundeck?

Please. I was NOT on the Sundeck. I was taking the photo from afar. Ain't NOBODY letting *me* on the Aspen Sundeck.

[JaytaeMoney]

There’s a ton of non-skier foot traffic at the Sundeck, can you still qualify as a gaper if you’re not even trying to ski?


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