How would you feel if....

[ak_powder_monkey]

You were screwing a chick and she randomly did a cow moose call?


Discuss

[snowfire]

Like a lesbian.

[Steven S. Dallas]

I would feel concern over the fact that I might be having sex with a moose, disguised as a woman. But if it was good enough, I probably wouldn't care.

[Mountainman]

Moose call out of which orifice?

[Viva]

If you're screwing a chick and she randomly lets out a cow moose call, you're probably in Alaska.

[trainnvain]

Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car

OSLO (Reuters)--A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.

Leif Borgersen, owner of the Ford Ka model, told the Norwegian regional daily Telemarksavisa Tuesday that he found his car bathed in lick marks, saliva and moose excrement.

Borgersen says the moose left its mark on the front yard of his home in Lardal, about 125 miles southwest of Oslo.

``The front yard was simply transformed into an outdoor toilet,'' he said. ``I'm a bit uncertain whether I should take the risk of letting the car stand alone and defenseless on the front yard from now on.''

There was no damage to the car apart from the sideview mirror that was bent backwards.

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by trainnvain
Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car

OSLO (Reuters)--A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.

Leif Borgersen, owner of the Ford Ka model, told the Norwegian regional daily Telemarksavisa Tuesday that he found his car bathed in lick marks, saliva and moose excrement.

Borgersen says the moose left its mark on the front yard of his home in Lardal, about 125 miles southwest of Oslo.

``The front yard was simply transformed into an outdoor toilet,'' he said. ``I'm a bit uncertain whether I should take the risk of letting the car stand alone and defenseless on the front yard from now on.''

There was no damage to the car apart from the sideview mirror that was bent backwards.

Moose in the rut are fucking horny bastards, you would be too if you could only mate once a year


and mountainman out of the mouth duh!

[Spicoli]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
You were screwing a chick and she randomly did a cow moose call?


Discuss

If I were you, I'd take my dick OUT of the moose, clean it off and try not to draw any attention to the incident.

[snowsprite]

Does anyone know of a good method for effectively drying out coffee spewage out from under the keyboard keys?
Sprite

[Spicoli]

Originally posted by snowsprite
Does anyone know of a good method for effectively drying out coffee spewage out from under the keyboard keys?
Sprite

Somehow, I knew the word "spewage" would surface in this thread.


Oh, try one of those cans of spray air for the coffee jizz

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Spicoli
Somehow, I knew the word "spewage" would surface in this thread.


Oh, try one of those cans of spray air for the coffee jizz

ROTFLMAO

[DaveTV]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
You were screwing a chick and she randomly did a cow moose call?
Discuss

Marry that girl!

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by DaveTV
Marry that girl!

Ok your artvar is freaking me out

[Fueltank Jones]

Originally posted by Mountainman
Moose call out of which orifice?

POTW. I seriously lost it.

[shmerham]

OSLO (Reuters)--A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.

Maybe it was trying to re-enact Biggie's album when the girl asks him to shit on her?

Or maybe it was the R Kelly of Moose?? Was the car less than 15 years old?