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01-15-2008, 04:08 PM #1
TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke
So as most of you know, i moved from Denver to Aspen this past weekend.......and as you may recall, my first night when i moved to Denver from NYC was pretty memorable with my female roommate......well my first night in Aspen has that beat by a long shot......
Here goes:
So last week i came to Aspen to see if i could pull off a mid-winter move out here. I lucked out and found bedroom available in a condo at the base of the mountain with access to a sweet hot tub and pool. My roommate it turns out is a 44 year old cougar who is very hot and loves to party. She acts like she is 25 and used to be a professional jet ski racer.......i packed up my bags in Denver and drove up on Saturday to move into the place. However, she said the maid haden't come yet to clean my room so i would have to wait till Sunday to move in. No problem i said i can crash at my friends place and i'll see you tomorrow. She then tells me that its her 44th birthday and a few of her friends are partying so i should drop by.
What the hell i thought, so i picked up a case of beer and walked to her (my new) place. I walked in the door to the scene of about 10 hot cougars dancing in the living room, passing around a bottle of goose. They all yell at me - "hey its the new roomie, come take a pull". So i take a pull and one of the chicks starts making out with me.......not a bad way to start the night......i figure damn i picked a good place to live.
So the night continues and we start getting real drunk. A few of the ladies start to make out with each other and take their clothes off......then they start sucking each others tits......damn where the hell am i living i thought...... But the ratio was definitely in my favor - about 10 chicks and 3 dudes.....the chicks ranged in age from 22 to 46 so i start hitting on some hot 22 year old South Africa chick but when we got to a bar later on, the oldest of the bunch starts chattin me up and invites me onto the dance floor.......so i start dancin like its 1985 an she is diggin me. 2 bars latter and a bunch of shots, she starts talkin dirty. She wispers in my ear a few questions....."do you like to eat pussy?" "Have you ever been with a 46 year old?" To those i answer, "give me a fork and knife and i will eat it all night" and "No i haven't but i would love to put my 24 year old cock in you"..........
So we head out soon after that and head back to "my" place which i have still not moved into. We walk into the door and my roommate is there and shes like woohooo are you guys gonna fuck or what! So we go into "my" room which doesn't have any sheets or anything in it and we go at it. Oh and i forgot to mention she is 46, super in shape with big fake titties..... She starts screamin and talkin all dirty - then she starts making cougar noises and scratching me, telling me shes my cougar and i'm her naughty little boy........we had a solid 2 hour rail session and damn she taught me some moves.
When i woke up i was like damn where am i........then i looked over and saw this 46 year old woman smiling at me.......we did it again and then she left to wait for a furnature delivery at her house.......she said she wanted to "play" again sometime....then i had to go get my truck and move stuff into my new room which i had just christened.....my roomate thought it was great.....god damn i love this town......
Oh so then i finally move in and get settled and who comes over for a drink last night......my 46 year old cougar friend.........so we had a little more fun......
So now i guess i have a cougar to booty call after just 3 days living in this town.......hot damn did i make the right move......i kind of feel like T.J. Burke with Brice Kellogg.....
Oh and yea yea yea no pics but i will work on it.........
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01-15-2008, 04:19 PM #2BLOOD SWEAT STEEL Guest
WOW.
Jackpot!
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01-15-2008, 04:20 PM #3
Did anyone else laugh hysterically at this?
....."do you like to eat pussy?" "Have you ever been with a 46 year old?" To those i answer, "give me a fork and knife and i will eat it all night" and "No i haven't but i would love to put my 24 year old cock in you"..........
Dear Diary: Jackpot. [/Glen Quagmire]
Awesome, Raps. I fuckin' love it."All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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01-15-2008, 04:22 PM #4
POTD! Facking Awesome! This almost deserves a running weekly update.
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22 vs. 44. Damn. DAMN! There has got to be a phrase for that: "The cradle IS the robber!" maybe?Last edited by MrZach; 01-15-2008 at 04:25 PM.
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01-15-2008, 04:27 PM #5
let me be the first to call bullshit. my bullshit will last until you've provided photographic material of said cougars. no action shots, please.
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01-15-2008, 04:27 PM #6
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01-15-2008, 04:29 PM #7
sounds like you are in for one hell of a pussy filled winter.
jeezus....jackpot is right. just keep it wrapped up.Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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01-15-2008, 04:29 PM #8
I was about to say that the rest of us Aspen mags should roll out a welcome wagon for you, but I don't know if any of us could top that. Nice work and welcome to town(and ditto on keeping it wrapped up).
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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01-15-2008, 04:30 PM #9
Welcome to Aspen. Now go find their daughters too.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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01-15-2008, 04:31 PM #10
Haha thanks fellas, i have been walking around with a huge smile on my face for the last couple days......
f2f.......i've been around this board too long to make up shit like this........and to any Aspen mags i think we are having a party this weekend if anyone would like to come see the cougar den first hand......i will work on pics though, shes a kinky one........
And Zach, its 24 vs. 46 so same age difference but yeah its a big gap.......she moved to this town before i was born
Edit: Yes i did wrap it up!Last edited by Raps; 01-15-2008 at 04:33 PM.
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01-15-2008, 04:32 PM #11
fricken told you you would like Aspen.
thats awesome.
What I learned living in Aspen
How to ski bumps
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Best thing about older women is they know what they want, they will ask for it, and they are not shy nor embarrassed about it....Last edited by Woodsy; 01-15-2008 at 04:35 PM.
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01-15-2008, 04:37 PM #12
Good god what a fucking story, way to go. If it turns out she is married to some rich old guy make sure you take his finest bottle of liquor just and leave a little thank you note.
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01-15-2008, 04:44 PM #13rain
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You should have moved to Aspen when I was single....Not that I was really on a bad luck streak, heh.
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01-15-2008, 04:44 PM #14
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01-15-2008, 04:49 PM #15
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01-15-2008, 04:53 PM #16
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01-15-2008, 04:55 PM #17
Get em' all to join the Forum.
Could be some good fun...Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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01-15-2008, 04:59 PM #18
Yessss!!!!!!
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01-15-2008, 05:08 PM #19
Yeah, but deep down, when the lights are out and the party is over, dont'cha just really want just a little love and cuddling?
I'll be the first to say, where are the fucking pix?
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01-15-2008, 05:09 PM #20
We might need a Sticky titled " Raps winter in Aspen."
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01-15-2008, 05:11 PM #21
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01-15-2008, 05:14 PM #22
So what you're saying is I should visit?
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01-15-2008, 05:17 PM #23
Oops, sorry for the typo .
You still sleep with your teddy, don't you?
Heh - if you ever hear one of those cougars mutter "You've done enough pre-heating, its time to put in the roast", you know you're in good then.
Quote credit: from Redkal regarding his own weekend encounter, granted, that was more of a traditional "cradle robbing", not a "cradle doin' the robbing" story.Last edited by MrZach; 01-15-2008 at 05:23 PM.
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01-15-2008, 05:19 PM #24
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01-15-2008, 05:25 PM #25
Oh and i forgot to add........i just learned last night that she is also a belly dance instructor.......ZING!
Thanks for all the comments folks, i'm pretty stoked on life right now.....oh and i am not working at surefoot in snowmass anymore.....switched gigs to a shop right down the street - Incline at the base of the Gondi if any of you are in the area stop by and say hi......and yeah squatch, come on up!
And woodsy you are right on........these older women don't play games, they know what they want!
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