"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
headed up there this evening to give it a push
Be sure to take a pic on the summit of Bross and post it on the 14ers facebook page while you're at it Fred.
plan B headed up in my van around 7pm gonna winch the shit box gmc canyon outa dodge if the guy was driving a chevy colorado none of this woulda happened if it was a tacoma it woulda rolled by now
thank god I got lots of lights man light that mountain up like the fourth of july
Lots of strong work by the off-roading gape community this summer.
Heard they might open it next weekend. Headed down to ride around the loop (dirt bikes) so might hit it if it is open. Not gonna lose sleep over it, but some people have been real fired up about BB this season. Pretty funny. We did it a few years ago on the bikes and it is a pretty cool drive for sure. Nightmare about that vid with the jeep rolling down it might prevent me from ever doing it on 4 wheels.
Update on the truck:
On August 27, 2023, Colorado 4x4 Rescue and Recovery received a call to recover the (now infamous) GMC Canyon located on Mt. Lincoln/Decalibron. The Subject was driving up the trail, seemingly not realizing it was not a road, but a hiking trail. The trail continued to narrow and ultimately the passenger rear wheel slid off the trail. The driver hiked down to Alma from the vehicle and CO 4x4 RnR scheduled a team to run this mission. Due to the vehicle's location, we coordinated with the USFS and Park County Sherrif's Office to ensure we had all of the appropriate authorizations to run this mission. The mission was then scheduled for 8/30.
Tuesday morning, a team of 8 volunteers converged on the stuck vehicle. Due to the narrow trail, bringing more than 1-2 vehicles up behind the vehicle was not feasible. The truck was located at high elevation, off-camber, and in a scree field, making anchors a challenge. The team attempted to place a pull pal anchor in different locations several times but were unsuccessful. They were eventually able to maneuver the vehicle onto several traction boards, and then made the decision to attempt to drive one of the recovery rigs around the stuck vehicle to be able to conduct a pendulum recovery (rescue vehicle—SV—rescue vehicle; rescue vehicles using combination of equipment and winches to “swing” the SV via a “pendulum” back onto the trail). The team was unable to successfully fit the recovery rig around the truck. After a long day working at high elevation and running out of daylight, they decided to abandon the recovery for that day and return another day with a different plan.
CO 4x4 RnR continued to work in the background to develop a plan to recover the vehicle that would minimize trail and resource damage. We scheduled a second mission for the following weekend, during which time the subject reported that he had contacted commercial tow company to attempt to recover the vehicle. We were advised that the truck had been recovered on September 1, after spending 6 days on the trail. Overall, our team put in a total of 132-man hours and drove a total of 1,480 miles to assist the owner of this vehicle. We are very happy to hear that he was able to get it off the trail safely.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
replace "subject" with "dumb fuck" please
I can’t believe I’m rooting for Texas to win a football game, but the have Alabama on the ropes and I want snow.
Go Texas!!!!
Oh no that poor scree field
Are we done with this incident and moving on to yellow leaves?
Amazing how much attention shit like that gets now in the age of social media.
No pretty dead trees in my hood yet. Carryon.
Anything to distract from solving the real world issues that require working together to progress. Easier to laugh at assholes and nitwits
Iz Kenosha on fire yet? I needz to peepz some color and go for a hike wit my dog and a PSL ✌️
Last edited by The SnowShow; 09-10-2023 at 11:14 AM.
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