Colorado Weather Discussion Thread

**simple** · 05-19-2023, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by fastfred

why don't y'all admit the front range sucks donkey balls

Come ride Floyd Hill old man.

**simple** · 05-19-2023, 08:41 PM

This weak freeze sucks balls. Getting lifted instead of sharpening the edges

**fastfred** · 05-20-2023, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by simple

Come ride Floyd Hill old man. ]

nobody rides mtn bikes on the front range
plenty of clear air and dirt to ride is scummit
no need to leave this place till october

**Foggy_Goggles** · 05-20-2023, 09:11 AM

How's the scene at 18rd? You think I'll be able to get a camp this afternoon? I'm just trying to get outta this rain for a bit.

Sent from my Turbo 850 Flatbrimed Highhorse

**fastfred** · 05-20-2023, 10:10 AM

^^^ moms in yoga pants day drunk on wine chasing kids
dads talking about how cool they used to be

meanwhile guys like me who was on a two week vacation with plenty of fucking off are working today and posting on tgr

**Hott Butt Mud** · 05-20-2023, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by fastfred

^^^ moms in yoga pants day drunk on wine chasing kids
dads talking about how cool they used to be

This is 18rd in a nutshell, plus some Front Range kooks who just bought their first $4500 bike and will be getting some gnar POV footage of Kessel Run.

**BFD** · 05-20-2023, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles

How's the scene at 18rd? You think I'll be able to get a camp this afternoon? I'm just trying to get outta this rain for a bit.

Sent from my Turbo 850 Flatbrimed Highhorse

camped at Westwater 2 nights ago. Was room there.

**Foggy_Goggles** · 05-20-2023, 02:41 PM

I've got a pimpin' travel trailer and Insta Cred to watch out for. I need a campground. Plus I wouldn't know now to desert without being butts to nutz with the fanny pack, Yeti (bikes and coolers) and rose all day crowd.

Sent from my Turbo 850 Flatbrimed Highhorse

**The SnowShow** · 05-21-2023, 08:07 PM

Any recs on where to rent a Jeep in Summit once the high country melts out?

**Name Redacted** · 05-22-2023, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by The SnowShow

Any recs on where to rent a Jeep in Summit once the high country melts out?

There's a guy in Frisco on the Damn road that rents all kinds of stuff. https://www.colorado.com/4x4-jeep-to...h-jeep-rentals

**bamboocoreONLY** · 05-22-2023, 06:18 AM

Got lucky with great weather for breck closing day, considering this cloudy/wet spring we're having. was a hoot and both snakes on peak 6 were actually done right this year.

**The SnowShow** · 05-22-2023, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by Name Redacted

There's a guy in Frisco on the Damn road that rents all kinds of stuff. https://www.colorado.com/4x4-jeep-to...h-jeep-rentals

Thank you!

**Underoos** · 05-22-2023, 07:34 AM

Possible Foggy sighting over the house this morning.

Click image for larger version.

Name: IMG_5996.JPG
Views: 87
Size: 161.0 KB
ID: 459696

**Foggy_Goggles** · 05-22-2023, 09:04 AM

Ha...no put I've seen that guy around. I'll land in your yard one day!

Yesterday was a nice change in the weather. But now I'm ready for more rainy. Don't want the rivers to come up too fast. Looks like possible nice weather for the weekend. I hope the tourists enjoy the shopping.

**Danno** · 05-22-2023, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by ASmileyFace

4"+ rain east of boulder since Tuesday evening where I am at. Crazy rain.

I just saw the update on the GoFundMe, I live in Lafayette so give a shout if you need anything.

**fastfred** · 05-22-2023, 01:59 PM

Smog on the front range is oppressive don't know how anyone lives like this
Now we got some up in the mts
Where the fuck is the wind?

**doebedoe** · 05-22-2023, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by fastfred

Smog on the front range is oppressive don't know how anyone lives like this
Now we got some up in the mts
Where the fuck is the wind?

It's not smog ya bozo. It's wildfire smoke. From Canada. https://fire.airnow.gov/

**The SnowShow** · 05-22-2023, 06:24 PM

This wildfire smoke sucks ass. But riding the Maryland Mtn trail system early this morning was phenomenal. What a great addition to Front Range MTB.

**fastfred** · 05-23-2023, 08:29 AM

the smog is caused by all the smug

**fastfred** · 05-23-2023, 08:31 AM

anyone know where to get one of those cool stickers where the mountains fade into the desert? it's symbolic of my life and I need one

**Elkhound Odin** · 05-23-2023, 03:46 PM

Anyone been to WP this week? I was there on Saturday and the runout from Sleeper to SG lift was looking super thin. Like, they will have to close soon, thin. Other than that spot, most open trails have pretty good coverage. I'm thinking of going again this weekend.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 05-23-2023, 05:25 PM

fastfred bitterness is deserves a podcast. Can you start one and just give us some good rants for about 60mins? Drop a new pod each week.

Call it the "Front Range Tunnel Trash Podcast"

**The SnowShow** · 05-23-2023, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

fastfred bitterness is deserves a podcast. Can you start one and just give us some good rants for about 60mins? Drop a new pod each week.

Call it the "Front Range Tunnel Trash Podcast"

Gold

**adrenalated** · 05-23-2023, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

fastfred bitterness is deserves a podcast. Can you start one and just give us some good rants for about 60mins? Drop a new pod each week.

Call it the "Front Range Tunnel Trash Podcast"

fred doesn't have the attention span to do a whole ass podcast. Maybe Tiktok shorts

**Foggy_Goggles** · 05-24-2023, 06:28 AM

Call it the "Front Range Tunnel Trash Podcast"

In order to make the first episode a banger, there will need to be some show research. What topics do ya'll think are worth?

Those flat blade snow shovels and the city shovelers?

Keeping your outside lights on all the time?

Saturday Jane Guy?

Rose All Day Puffy Coat Mafia?