Saying the wrong thing, because thinking of something else.

[freezorburn]

I was buying two tickets to Pittsburg when I noticed the Girl behind the counter had big beautiful breasts. So I accidentally said
“can I have two tickets to Tits-berg”.

My friend told me, I know exactly what you mean. I was having dinner with my wife and I meant to say “Please pass the salt.” But what came out was
“YOU FUCKED UP MY LIFE BITCH!”

Yes, I’m recycling an old joke.

[adampecush]

keep moving along, nothing to see here.

[stump832]

Where's the joke?

[snow_slider]

Asked a girl to go camping with me on our first date. She hade teh hudge titties. I ment to say "There's nothing like hiking into the woods and pitching a tent..." What came out of my mouth was "There's nothing like hiking into the woods and pinching a tit...."

She still went and yes, I pinched the hell outta those sex bags.