I have a big bag of dicks for Spook and Jer!

**likwid** · 11-03-2007, 01:22 PM

TADA!

**rideit** · 11-03-2007, 01:25 PM

What is that, femurs in a crockpot?

**iceman** · 11-03-2007, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Steepdeepnlong

Anyone else scoring at home? I've got Spook up 7-2, El Kanone has 1 ('cause that question was just fucking funny!) and Jer has yet to come to the plate, which gives him 3 points.

I'm up like a kabillion to nothing, what planet are you from?

**shmoesmith** · 11-03-2007, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by spook

i meant to ask, do i have to share the big bag of dicks with jer? or do we each have our own? he doesn't seem like the type to want to share much with me. i'd hate to be left dick-deficient.

i thought you two like sharing your dicks?

**irul&ublo** · 11-03-2007, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by spook

iceman, i think i can make a decent argument that i make you more miserable--unintentionally, of course--than you make me.

no offense, but you don't make me miserable at all. i think you're one of the modestly memorable characters here. mostly due to your overt and exaggerated hostility toward me from the very beginning. i have no idea what drives it, but i'm secure in knowing that it's not really me.

Maybe because you're a douchebag w/ a sub 100 IQ?

**irul&ublo** · 11-03-2007, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by mtaylor

i think i'm a little prejudiced against spook just because of his avatar

Looks just like your mom?

**shmoesmith** · 11-03-2007, 11:19 PM

Actually Jer doesn't bother me so much. He just comes across as angry and loud. Spook is just...well, for lack of a better word, a shitweasel(stole that one from another maggot)

**frozenwater** · 11-03-2007, 11:36 PM

I thought this would be in reference to dickisode from ATHF. kinda bummed it isnt. Maybe we can still cut off spooks dick and make it into a space ship though.

Generally speaking I don't get pissed of at people until other people point out how annoying they are, then I'm all "yeah, he IS a dick, fuck him!"

**Jer** · 11-04-2007, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Dude. You don't know me.

I'm a little buzzed on a Friday night but I hate those two fucking guys and I'ma make their lives here as miserable as I can manage. And I can manage pretty fucking well.

Buy in, buy out, I don't give a shit son.

You're going to make my e-life here miserable? And how's that? By whining like a little bitch and starting a dozen threads about me and generally making a huge fool of yourself? Here's a hint, genius - I LOVE that kind of stuff. Keep it up, I'm really suffering.

Would someone please quote this post? 'Cause Ice has me on "ignore", dontcha know.

spook · 11-04-2007, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by shmoesmith

Actually Jer doesn't bother me so much. He just comes across as angry and loud. Spook is just...well, for lack of a better word, a shitweasel(stole that one from another maggot)

hey, shmoe, good to see that $10K handout helped you get your attitude back. i feel better now about not telling you how pathetic you were at the time, particularly about slandering someone who could no longer respond.

even better introducing your apparently nice little sister to such a supportive environment for young women.

nice work.

other than that, i honestly thought jer and iceman were brothers pr otherwise closely related.

**Jer** · 11-04-2007, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by spook

hey, shmoe, good to see that $10K handout helped you get your attitude back.

Wow. That's about the gayest thing I've ever seen here. Congrat's, bro, you really are a shitweasle.

**TBS** · 11-05-2007, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by spook

hey, shmoe, good to see that $10K handout helped you get your attitude back. i feel better now about not telling you how pathetic you were at the time, particularly about slandering someone who could no longer respond.

even better introducing your apparently nice little sister to such a supportive environment for young women.

Spook I think this comment just earned you a permanent spot on the shitweasel hall of fame - you and 0berhnhard can argue about who's the biggest asshat.

**seanyob** · 11-05-2007, 01:28 PM

Whoa!! Spook's last comments were WAY over the top. Un-fucking-believable....

**AsheanMT** · 11-05-2007, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by spook

hey, shmoe, good to see that $10K handout helped you get your attitude back. i feel better now about not telling you how pathetic you were at the time, particularly about slandering someone who could no longer respond.

even better introducing your apparently nice little sister to such a supportive environment for young women.

nice work.

other than that, i honestly thought jer and iceman were brothers pr otherwise closely related.

^^Somebody deserves an ass whooping methinks

**birdman829** · 11-05-2007, 02:19 PM

Yeah that kinda sucked the playful mood right outta this thread

**Jer** · 11-05-2007, 05:57 PM

Let's not compare 0bernhard with spook. 0bernhard is brilliant. He made some untimely comments, but that doesn't take away from his brilliance. Spook's act was old after his tenth post. And his comment to Schmoe wasn't just untimely, but deliberately mean spirited. I'm allfor mean spirited humor, but there was no humor in spook's post. It's like he finally figured out that he wasn't dazzeling anyone with his wit, so he decided to kick someone when they're just getting up from being way way down. It's bush-league psych-out stuff, mang. Laughable! Ha ha!

**MeatPuppet** · 11-05-2007, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by spook

hey, shmoe, good to see that $10K handout helped you get your attitude back. i feel better now about not telling you how pathetic you were at the time, particularly about slandering someone who could no longer respond.

even better introducing your apparently nice little sister to such a supportive environment for young women.

nice work.

other than that, i honestly thought jer and iceman were brothers pr otherwise closely related.

Wow, impressive. Just when I thought I couldn't think less of you, you go and prove me wrong.

**Tri-Ungulate** · 11-05-2007, 07:22 PM

Oh fer chrissakes, whatta buncha emo horseshit. Yeah, spooks post was lame, but shmoe is a big boy and can take care of himself - he seems to be doing OK by the looks of his posts, including the one calling spook a shitweasel in the first place. When I last saw shmoe at MD9's he was in good cheer and hanging tough. It's not like some Int3rn3ts dude with a serial-killer avatar is gonna scare him. But don't think piling on the latest TGR hate-object in his name is gonna score you-all TGR-cred gnargnar points (as if anyone's really keeping score anyway).

**Jer** · 11-05-2007, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate

But don't think piling on the latest TGR hate-object in his name is gonna score you-all TGR-cred gnargnar points (as if anyone's really keeping score anyway).

Yeah - 'cause I'm really trying to win friends and influence people here. I'm "piling on" spook 'cause he's a loser - you read into it what you want, Count Stalkula (sooo glad I finally got to use that one). If I really wanted to prove how gnar I was, I'd slap a "I *heart* mormon pussy" sticker on my skis. Everyone knows the guys who try to offend mormons are the real gnar starz.

**Tri-Ungulate** · 11-05-2007, 07:38 PM

I'm not just talking about you Jer - your MO is pretty clear. The rest of the "OMG that's sooo awwwful" chorus from the emo unicorn choir was what set me off.

**seanyob** · 11-05-2007, 07:45 PM

I'm sure he is a big boy and can handle himiself, but I still stand by my original post.

**shmoesmith** · 11-05-2007, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by seanyob

I'm sure he is a big boy and can handle himiself, but I still stand by my original post.

Are you calling me fat??

**seanyob** · 11-05-2007, 07:52 PM

Maybe just a little chubby....

And I'm not trying to defend you or start a lynch mob. I almost always stay away from the TGR draaaaaawaaaama but I thought it was an outrageous comment and had to say something.