Humiliate Your Surroundings With Arch Wood’s New Flextrek 37 Trillion Pack

When you're out hiking in the woods, do you dream of dominating the natural world? Devastating the environment? Humiliating your surrounding? If that sounds like you, then look no further than the TGR-approved Arch Wood Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition backpack–a pack so extreme, so advanced, and so tall, you'll need to rock a French Wedge like Arch Wood ambassador Steve Climber to even handle it. 

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Watch as bald eagles and small marmots tremble at the sight of your overnight load whip-snaking in the blazing light of day, elk and small children running for cover as you regulate on the trail, step by step. The future of backpacking is here, and the future is NASA-engineered Responso-Flex construction.

*From the makers of the SASS-FLEX Day Pack Eazee Breez Edition and the Black Geyser.