It's a good thing Snowbowl has as much vert as it does, that way you only have to ski on mush in the rain for the second half of your run. I've heard it's good on a good pow-day, but how many of those does it get? Yeah, yeah, I've heard about that great powder day back in '88 about 25 times now, shut the fuck up!
After 14 years on living up here I've got to say there's a good reason why most MT ski areas are still Mom and Pop operations - it's because the skiing is consistantly shitty. If there was a consistant snowpack here there would be big commercial developments.
Don't talk to me about Big Sky - it was developed so that people from the mid-west could come out and feel good about themselves at the bar afterwards while they boast to their fat-ass buddies about "dropping into this shot" on a low-level blue square cruiser. Other than the tram, what the fuck is so great about pig sty unless you like 50 yd wide buffed low-angle highways? Ever ski the tram on a busy day? What a waste of time. Of course, if there's snow, and it's there's not many people there it can be great, but how often do those two stars align? It's a place for people without skiing skills to come a drop a shitload of cash and feel good about themselves.
Bridger Bowl - Easily the most overrated ski area I have ever been to. Put the fucking chairlift up to the top of the Ridge! Lift-served terrain is a generally a short vertical drop to a long slog over the flats to the bottom of the lift. Follow that up with a long slow chairlift ride back over those same flats for another tiny little shot of vertical. Or, you can join the groove-army and hike up the ridge for a sanitized "backcountry" experience on avalanche-controlled, patrolled terrain. Eat up the whole morning or afternoon for about 3 runs. If I wanted to bc ski why would I buy a lift ticket and go somewhere where hoards of trustafarians rip up the powder by noon? Apparently the best thing about it is that you get to wear your beacon and shovel on the lifts and around the lodge to let all the other groover a-holes know what a rad skier you are. I fucking hate that Bozeman hipster scene ...
Which leads us to Snowbowl. Shitty warm snow, the slowest shittiest, unreliable lifts in the state (and that's saying something), and maybe some good terrain if you know where you're going. The Missoula hipster scene rivals Bozeman's in its ability to turn your stomach. Can't these people move beyond the fact that they weren't in the cool clique in high school and get on with their lives? There's this faux local ski-bum scene going on at BB, SnowBowl, and even The Great Divide (which is a total fucking joke of a "hill") that their respective hill is the bitchin'est, and that therefore simply skiing there a lot somehow makes them rad skiers. When in reality they are all (except for the GD which is lame no matter how you slice it) pretty medicore hills unless all the stars line up and you have a good base, with a good amount of fresh snow on top. If you really live to ski so much - go somewhere where it snow fer chrissakes
Swear to God - people out here refer to 6" of new as "a dump" Fuck me.
Of course it's great on a great snow day - what fucking ski area sucks on a great snow dayt?
Big Mountain - FogHorn Leghorn? Hope you like skiing on cat trails, 'cuz that's a lot of what you'll be doing in between relatively short vert sections.
Lost Trail - Can't say nothing bad about it. It is what it is, and it doesn't try and pretend otherwise.
Disco - ditto.
If it doesn't snow up here this year I'm going to lose my shit ...
Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat?
Nuthin' but the dog in me. George Clinton
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