1 Tiny House, 2 Pro Skiers, 2 Beer Taps, and 0 Bathrooms

One Facebook commenter poses a good question: "Where are they poopin'?" We naturists know one of camping's main appeals is the al fresco lavatory, but that wee detail aside, this Tiny House has got it going on. 

Since age 7, my life goal has been to own a Swiss Family Robinson-style tree house (Google it, stat), but with the tiny house movement going full steam ahead, I'm tempted to swap my sprawling abode decked out with rope ladders for something a little more compact. Tiny Houses are the 718 Caymans of Porsches. They're all you need.  

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In a world so darn chaotic, the simpler we can live the better. Tiny Houses make simple-living easy. After all, they physically can't hold anything but the bare necessities. There's no room for excess, no room for waste. Just enough room to store cold beer, drink cold beer, and lay your weary head after consuming cold beer. Or you can simply go all Zach Giffin and Molly Baker, and install beer taps on the outside walls. Cheers to that, you wise pro skiers, you. 

Better yet, these mobile homes mean you can up and leave, chasing the things that matter (i.e., snow, surf, rocks, more snow, more surf, and more rocks). Hand me the papers, I'm signing on the dotted line.