The Greatest Handshake Ever

Rider: Arnold Schwarzenegger Filmed By: Quentin Tarantino Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. What a fun, sexy time for you. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Well, they got the Asian rightâ?¦ "hotties" might be a stretch. I may have committed some light treason. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!