@GoPro @wsl @surfline Check out what I captured on my GoPro from my sons surfing session on Saturday! pic.twitter.com/pygwNv3FoW
— Shaun Moore (@ShaunMoore) December 2, 2019
Sharks are scary enough when they stay in their underwater lane. There's something about the bloodthirsty prehistoric apex predators that inspires a level of primal fear, no matter how much certain models/pseudo-scientists might try and convince people that they're misunderstood, peaceful creatures.
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Have sharks learned how to fly? Not as far as we're aware, but at least one has figured out how to catch enough air to knock a seven-year-old off of his surfboard. We don't want to engage in too much wild prognostication, but we may soon see gangs of sharks knocking people off of surfboards and feasting on their flesh. More as this story develops.
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stash member Zack Skovron
Born and raised in the Pacific Northwest, now living in Jackson, WY. I’m an avid skier, biker, hiker, climber, and fisherman. Outside of sports, my major interests focus on public policy surrounding land use and energy systems.
Dwight A. Johnson
December 10th, 2019
Wow, that’s scary!
I knew an immigration lawyer that had the same experience.
He hardly made it…
Timbo Slice
December 20th, 2019
This is awesome stuff man. As someone who loves to surf warm and cold water areas, I can tell you this is always on my mind. After each session my buddies and I get in my Volkswagon party bus and thank our lucky stars we still have our limbs. That ocean is angry. Good stuff and Merry Christmas!