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It’s Time to Step Up Your Snackcountry Game

Pocket bacon? That’s like skiing with a couple of 80s skinny skis. Get with the times, cheese balls are the way of the future. Extra brownie points if you’re able to strap them to your back like this champion. Hopefully, the next prototype has a Camelbak-style hose attachment so you don’t even have to take it off. For now, the inefficiency is overshadowed by the sheer caloric density.

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But seriously, what’s your move when it comes to snacks in the backcountry? 

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Raft Guide Gets Advanced Bullshitting Cert
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Raft Guide Gets Advanced Bullshitting Cert

Raft Guide Gets Advanced Bullshitting Cert

MOUNTAIN TOWN, USA — Saying she’s ready to “seriously f**k with some customers this summer,” pro river guide Kailyn Wright, 28, earned her Advanced Level 9 Bullshitting Certification on Friday.   The issuing authority, the Guild of Deceptive Guides (GADG), said Wright is one of a very small number to attain the elite distinction, which confers advanced techniques for messing with customers who are largely ignorant to anything that doesn’t take place on their phone, in their living room or

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Harvard Study: Skiers, Riders May Share Common Ancestry
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Harvard Study: Skiers, Riders May Share Common Ancestry

Harvard Study: Skiers, Riders May Share Common Ancestry

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A groundbreaking academic study commissioned by Harvard University’s Department of Anthropology sent shockwaves through the action sports world Friday when preliminary findings confirmed what many have long suspected: Skiers and snowboarders share common ancestry — and have been interbreeding for over 45 years. Co-funded by Harvard University and the Ski & Snowboard Reconciliation Foundation, the study traced the genetic divergence back to a particularly raucous 1977 wet

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Ski Town Cuisine That Will Make Your Mouth Water
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Ski Town Cuisine That Will Make Your Mouth Water

Ski Town Cuisine That Will Make Your Mouth Water

4pm is right around the corner and you’ve been on the slopes since first chair, making turn after turn, lap after lap. You’ve had lunch and snacked along the way, fueling your adventure. Now, as you wrap up a day on the hill, your mind turns towards your plans for the night and the eventual hunger that will consume you. With the day you just put in it’s bound to happen. But you – clever you – you’re simply patting yourself on the back and smiling. You’ve done your research and are