Greatest Handshake EVER

Rider: Arnold Schwarzenegger Filmed By: Barak Obama Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There are dozens of us! Dozens! If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I should be in this Poof. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Quicken! Premiere! Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Hey, look at that â?? you're mean sober, too. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! You boys know how to shovel coal? I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

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